I have an issue, it does not matter how much I drink, I never lose my taste. i cannot stomach cheap liquor, no matter how much I drink. Plus, being a fat guy! I can really put it away. I can usually drink a 1/5 of crown, and still function fine. I do get "friendly" with the ladies though. I can outdrink all of my friends, which sucks when we go out, I wish i was a lightweight, cheap date!

Screwdrivers!! 60-70 K1 with orange juice for coloring

Gotta love it! You were the inspiration for this thread Shaun!

I also like Vodka. Rain is best with sprite, and a lime. But I do like skyy with OJ, just a bit though. And as bad as it sounds, I like absolut shots with lemon and sugar, gotta love lemon drops! No wussy shots for me! Must do tequila straight up, no training wheels!

Back in my single days I used to go to this hole-in-the-ground chinese restaurant in Kirkland, Wa and have thier house whiskey and coke...they way they made them it was whiskey on the rocks with a splash of coke for color...:lol:

I had a similar place in college. Even had my own bartender, her name was Natasha, and she was playboy quality. Blonde, 5'8", and one of the best bartenders I have met. My drink there was the barcagarita, basically a std margarita with the tequila replaced with bacardi 151, lots of it! About 8 of those and you can see God, out of one eye that is...

Man I miss those days, Ineed to look her up and see what she is doing.

Beer = yuk! MAYBE if it's really hot outside, and the beer is really cold, I can stand one, maybe two. But I'd rather have soda.

I'm more of a Long-Island type of person. Strong, but doesn't taste like it.

Was that at closing time?:lol:

Gotta love those beer goggles!

Funny, No she was a knock out. Easily a 9, and if she was felling wild, she could get to 10. She also had a beautiful brunette roommate. Need I say more. No wonder I liked to hang out with them. Plus she had tons of hot friends! And her mom was born in the same town as I, plus we shared a birthday.

I do not have the beer googles problem either. I can be smashed and still keep off the mingers. Plus all of the other guys are hitting up the dogs, while the foxes are gettting tipsy, and lonely. I always went for the chics that were out of my league. I did not get turned down every time, so it was worth it! Plus I am decent at BS, that always helps...

YOU decent at BS?! No way! Who woulda thunk it! :whistle:

I have had friends in the past that could pick up HOT women like yesterdays laundry and at best they were average looking but they could BS, and that is all it takes and dont have a conscience....."Be a used car saleaman"...:lol:

Takes one to know one...

I should be an interogator, a couple of drinks and people tell me everything. I wish I could remember half of what I have heard from the ladies, but I have a mind like a steel seive...

I actually own an auto body shop, about the same level as used car salesmen!

I do have a conscience, so I generally went home alone:cry:

I do have tons of hot female friends, and they do get rather friendly at times. Not sure if the wife likes all of them though.

My guess is your wife likes none of them, women have a tendency to be very competitive more so than guys, with guys there is no such thing as "just friends " with attractive women sex is always on the mind..but thats what makes men what they are and as much as women might complain that you are being a pig they wouldnt have it any other way

I don't enjoy getting drunk, this must sound rather lame to you party animals, I am with the same girl for over 12 years. I did had a lot of relations before this.. (i was holding track with a friend of mine, nothing to be proud off, but it's like getting a tattoo, you might regret it at some point) My girl calls me the male slut, i don't consider it sluttyness, i consider it a business approach to observe what's available on the market, and see what it is you like about a girl.. (it's all a matter of gaining knowledge, right?) My policy was not to cheat on women, or have other women who are in a relationship with a guy. this only complicates things.

Alcohol is called the social lubricant, but it can be anti-social as well, if volume gets involved.


I recently lost a sister, she was handicapped for a long period of time due to an accident with a drunk driver (that's what i hate about irresponsible drivers, i would rather hit them dead than to shake their hands) he later turned out to be an uncle of a friend of my other sister.. quite remarkable...