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TDC57 08.01.2008 04:16 AM

12 & 4 are my favs..

BrianG 08.01.2008 09:39 AM

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Originally Posted by E-Traxxer (Post 196972)
...It's amazing how stupid people are these days, yet they still understand how to produce offspring? Amazing...

Personally, at birth everyone should have some type of mandatory birth control device inserted. They can get it removed once they get old enough AND they have the required IQ (anything over 120ish) AND they want a child. I wonder how many people function without hurting themselves.

lutach 08.01.2008 11:04 AM

If one of you like to golf, don't forget to bring an extra pair of pants.

Finnster 08.01.2008 12:43 PM

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Originally Posted by azjc (Post 196499)
not to get political here, but.....IMO the president is a figurehead and big business runs our country, this is the reason we are in Iraq, and to get all worked up in election time is a waste of my valued energy....

So I wonder if we all switched to electric cars if we would invade Korea instead.

lol, I can see battalions of Marines sent in to guard the Enerland factory while the Parliment is looted. Our luck would be tho that lipos would then shoot up to $300 for a 2S 5000 pack and we'd all be switching to nitro.:lol:

suicideneil 08.01.2008 07:28 PM

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Originally Posted by BrianG (Post 197024)
Personally, at birth everyone should have some type of mandatory birth control device inserted. They can get it removed once they get old enough AND they have the required IQ (anything over 120ish) AND they want a child. I wonder how many people function without hurting themselves.

Stop reading my mind, I've warned you about that before (dark, scary place...).

lincpimp 08.01.2008 07:44 PM

I only have 2 things to say:

50% of the time it works all the time...

And:

You (by yourself) cannot kill enough people to make a difference...

I heard the first one in a movie, and though up the second one while doing some sort of mundane job (like breathing).

supralover72 08.01.2008 08:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by lincpimp (Post 197186)
I only have 2 things to say:

50% of the time it works all the time...

And:

You (by yourself) cannot kill enough people to make a difference...

I heard the first one in a movie, and though up the second one while doing some sort of mundane job (like breathing).

You sir, are exactly the kind of person who doesn't advance society! YOU ARE THE DEATH OF THIS COUNTRY!

EVERY person I choose to kill makes a difference.

Really funny jokes btw, lol

BrianG 08.01.2008 08:11 PM

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Originally Posted by suicideneil (Post 197177)
Stop reading my mind, I've warned you about that before (dark, scary place...).

lol. Who says you are reading my mind? :wink:

suicideneil 08.02.2008 04:28 PM

My god, you're right. How else would I have aquired all this BL and electronics knowledge?!...


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