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Anyone seen this ending?

A guy calls a company and orders their 5-day, 10 lb. weight loss program.
The next day, there's a knock on the door and there stands before him a
voluptuous, athletic, 19 year old babe dressed in nothing but a pair of Nike
running shoes and a sign around her neck

She introduces herself as a representative of the weight loss company.

The sign reads , "If you can catch me, you can have me."

Without a second thought, he takes off after her. A few miles later, huffing
and puffing, he finally gives up. The same girl shows up for the next four
days and the same thing happens.

On the fifth day, he weighs himself and is delighted to find he has lost 10
lbs. as promised.

He calls the company and orders their 5-day/20 poun d program.

The next day there's a knock at the door and there stands the most stunning,
beautiful, sexy woman he has ever seen in his life. She is wearing nothing
but Reebok running shoes and a sign around her neck that reads, "If you
catch me you can have me".

Well, he's out the door after her like a shot". This girl is in excellent
shape and it takes him a while before he can continue, so for the next four
days, the same routine happens with him gradually getting in better and
better shape. Much to his delight on the fifth day he weighs himself only
to discover that he has lost another 20 lbs. as promised.

He decides to go for broke and calls the company to order the 7-day/50 pound
program. "Are you sure?" asks the representative on the phone. "This is our
most rigorous program." "Absolutely," he replies, "I haven't felt this good
in years."

The next day there's a knock at the door; and when he opens it he finds
Rene standing there wearing nothing but an anteater costume with socks and a
sign around his neck that reads, "If I catch you, you're mine.