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Side note: Difference between Beer Nuts and Deer nuts, some are a buck and some are under a buck :)
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Caption This....
http://images.craigslist.org/0115110...87a400ecb0.jpg "my milkshake brings all the boys to the yard... you're damn right... mine's better than yours, I can teach you, but I'd have to charge..." |
for all you espn fans...
"I don't know where my pants are... but I know where the A's are..." |
"Does this make me look fat?"
"Socks with sandels - What are they thinking?" "Wow an ATM" "Life, liberty and the the pursuit" |
"She's definitely going to pick me now!"
"I better get that $10 for this!" |
"Shes a brick....house"
"Hold on, I got a midget paging me, time is money!" |
"I'll give you 50% off luv I didn't shave today"
"Oh no another bad hair day" |
"Toby Keith has a bad day...."
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While not as successful as later attempts, the first police operation to infiltrate prostitution rings was memorable if nothing else.
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Seriously, I know that guy. He goes by Leslie and lives in Austin. He has been a staple of 6th street life (6th is were most of the clubs and bars are) for many years. He's actually a pretty nice/funny guy albeit very strange. Today he is a landmark and kind like the crazy uncle everyone talks about but still loves. Everyone that truly knows Austin knows who Leslie is. Straight, gay, liberal, conservative, old, young, male, female, whatever, he is liked by almost everyone.
I can't tell you how many times I have talked to him and it is especially entertaining when you are intoxicated. |
A familiar face in Kazakstan's red light district, Whorat. Very Nice!
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David Hasselhoff sure has come a long way since baywatch.. "Don't hassle the Hoff!" |
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Yup! The real kicker is that he is not gay either! Just real freaking strange!
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"Have u seen my pants?"
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Linc is just jealous and probably wants me to hook him up, he is just to shy to ask! :na: |
Equal opportunity crap in the vice department is just going too far now. I think I am going to transfer to homicide after this assignment
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New one for today:
http://media.knuttz.net/funny/060913/ueba_funny_13.jpg "This isn't Russia... Dude, I told you that you took a wrong turn back there." . |
In response to their dwindling budget... the Russian Navy attempts to raise funds elsewhere by offering water skiing lessons to beach goers.
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No picture is there.
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Its the last post on pg 4.
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Is that a gay porn site?:lol:
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I am confused??? Is that the picture???? It says it can't be found??? Dont really know what to say to that if it is the actual picture for today.
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Actually... for some reason the pic worked for a few hours then disappeared. It was a pic of a russian sub near a beach... Oh well... I'll find another one in a bit. *Edit* found it again... hope it works this time. In response to their dwindling budget... the Russian Navy attempts to raise funds elsewhere by offering water skiing lessons to beach goers. |
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Recent shark attacks have stepped up precautions on the beach |
I think our captain has a dirty habit of "undercover bird watching"!
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"Oh my, Uncle Vlad has lost his hemorrhoid suppository again!"
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Anton: "Pavol, do you think we over did it on the inflatable submarine?"
Pavol: "No, I don't think so, you can hardly notice it." |
"Do you see what i see?", "Yes, the heat must really be getting to me!"
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First mate : ok captain two dogs with mustard and relish , be right back !
Captain : Dont forget the cokes . |
Kruschev goes skinny dipping and we get this for assignment?
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Guy #1- Whats wrong with you, you chest hair smell?
Guy#2- Nah, its something else.. Guy #1- Well you look kinda stupid sniffin' like that. Guy #2- I wasnt sniffin' i was wafting.. Guy #1- Huh? looks like your just smellin too hard. Guy #2- THIS IS WAFTING!!!! *now look at the picture* |
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Never piss off a redneck who owns a backhoe.
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I said turn left you idiot!
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see if that damn black knight gets my chevy now
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OK guys. I have been reading this thread and laughing the whole time. I have a few pics I can post. We'll see how they go...
Lets start here... http://i87.photobucket.com/albums/k1.../flyingcat.jpg Sure Sweetheart...you can bring your cat |
What was with my aversion to water ??? Quit cryin' ya figgin babies this is sweet !!!! MORE AIR WOOo HoOOo !!!
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"And people ask why cats don't like water."
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