Hmm, try crime, or cheating on the significant other, that should get the blood flowing (at least that is what I have heard). I can still catch a thrill on a bike (as long as it has about 150 whp) and can have a good time in a fast car/truck. You need to get back to the basics, hit on a pretty girl who has a big boyfriend, go out and roll (toilet paper) someones house in the middle of the night. Go cow tipping. Just go back to the fun stuff you did in your youth!

Meh, 40 is nothing. I hear you on the broken stuff, best way to get over that is a good diet and alot of exercise! Most likely your boyz are getting a little familiar, try mixing it up with some young women (just do not get caught) that should get you moving again. Maybe find some younger dudes and show them how experience can beat good looks (hope you have "plenty" of experience).

How pink holes can be discolored with alot of use.

Ya know, they can bleach certain areas for a cleaner presentation ?

Tips from Pimp Master Linc, Words to live by

That can't be healthy for you, whats wrong with the color brown:neutral:

Speaking of glazed doughnuts. Don't try it in the morning it's like trying to open a grilled cheese sandwich.

I was with my Old Lady for about 9 years before we got married, I just wanted to go to the JP but she wouldn't have it. Had to dress up in a monkey suit and all that crap, but since I didn't have to pay for it I was just along for the ride.

Jeff

Some good advice there! None of which I'll take lol. This is not the nickelodeon forum kids! Avert your eyes!

Hehe I like the hit on a pretty girl with a big BF... I am the big BF, 6-2 235ish since I was 14 and seem to intimidate people without even wanting to. So I need to tweak that to like... hit on a semi ugly woman with a pencilneck BF- that would guarantee some action! But something tells me that wouldn't suffice....

BTW I mean no disrespect to the married guys and hope they are getting a chuckle.

Certainly not for everyone...

And Bondo you might just see a Project X RC porch swing!

I don't quite know how to respond to that. I'll get back to you in say, 3 months, when I may finally be able to shake that image...

LMAO

It's quite an image I got in a little late on that part of the thread, but I thought I'd drop a penny.

On the hitting on GF's with pencil neck's you gotta watch out lest you end up with a dislocated shoulder or elbow, knee, heel or just get choked out cold. Never under estimate anyone. I have tapped my Army fresh out of boot camp 20 year old brother a few times. Being 5' 10", 230 and out of shape I can hold my own, but I've been tapped by a 14 year old too so...

Jeff

I said it would guarantee some action..... I didn't say for whom hehe.

I've been taken down by smaller guys, and wouldn't underestimate, for one they're usually the ones packing heat lol.

But if I get them first.... it's sweet dreams:angel:

JJ knew this thread would fray, that's why he's just sittin' back and enjoying. Unless the flu shot killed the guy...

JJ! Do a little search on vaccines, bad news bro!

Can You Feel The Love?
 

Rumor has it, these two spent much of their time at Raves in the 90s... 1890s

Just a little picture of what's to come...:intello:

I think this is a little more appropiate, considering the lovely bride to be is from the islands and the poor guy has a fake smile because he knows his fate is sealed ?
http://i88.photobucket.com/albums/k1...al20couple.jpg