I'll have to head to Slidell and smack some sense into him!

Ahahaha, how many does Linc have? Over 9 thousand!
Sorry, I'm a spaz.

It's short for "Lincoln Pimp". He says it's from back in the day when he was pimping from a Lincoln. I'm pretty sure it's really because he drove a Lincoln and had lots of pimples.

You can't part ways with us James- We aint goin' out like that, we aint goin' out like that

Come back as the Gangsta Disciple:yes:

So you're worried about people thinking that your post count makes you some kind of all-knowing RC god? No need to worry, none of us would EVER make the mistake of thinking that :tongue:

Hey, where is he? Did he post? PM? Email? Phone? visit? Wave to somebody at the shopping mall?

I feel so humbled. True to his word, a noble pimp for not elevating himself above me... because..erm.......why?

Who's going to answer my dumb questions? It can't be Harold, I'll become one of his toys that he pokes for fun and you've got more toys than him linc. NO! I mean rc's not dolls. If you've got lots of dolls then stop puncturing them. Don't you know the rules.. NO TEETH! Nobody likes teeth.

C'mon guy's lets coax him out. Harold post a pic of your rawbuns and bondoballs because your milkshake brings all the boys. Even that thing in linc's basement.

C'mon Lincypimpy!

FINE! BE THAT WAY THEN. NOW YOU'VE GOT YOUR CD MOUNT YOUR f#%* OFF ON US NOW. TOO BUSY WITH YOUR NEW HOUSE! WE'RE NOT WORTH IT. GOOD RIDDENCE!

I'm sorry lincy baby, you know how i get when i'm angry. I didn't mean it. I'm sorry. Come back to me. Just pretend I'm Adam Sandler singing into an intercom " I wanna k........" NNOOOO! It's the lynx effect! Come back before I fall into paralyzed hands!

:rofl::rofl:

:rofl::rofl::rofl:

That's awesome, I just openned this thread to write some Ike Turner "I'm sorry baby" crap to Linc, but you beat me to it!!

Linc- you complete me. You had me at hello. I'm nothing without you sweety. When we're posting with each other the world goes away and all that matters is you and I. I sit typing with one hand just waiting for you to write something. If you need time away, take it. I'll be right here waiting for you. Love will find a way. I know I've been selfish, I know I've been distant, but I can change. I won't use sex as a tool anymore, and I won't use tools during sex anymore. I know you're sore. We both need time to heal. The doctor said we could both still lead normal lives, but I can't live if living is without you.

Please come back:love:

PRICELESS!:rofl::rofl::rofl:

_paralyzed_ don't you think you should have waited until Valentines day?

You guys crack me up :lol::lol::lol:

Wonder what linc thinks of the replies to this? I bet exactly what he expected, we're all showing the love to help him get to that magical next post.

Oh, valentines day will really be special, I've already reserved two goats and a horse from Mr. Cowpie's party animals:party: http://www.mrcowpie.com/

oh good lord.
I have a feeling that link is bad, so I'm not gonna click it..

if you hover your arrow over a link it shows you the actual address of it on the bottom bar. It's legit. Google it if you're scared.

Oh I know it's a direct link, but.. God knows whats on the site.. :P

This thread confuses me. Who let all the crazies out of the asylum?

Let us out? Since when were we contained and under control? :whistle:

This is the asylum. We're not allowed to roam anywhere else on the interweb.

Oh Med timeS!!!!



drooolllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll llllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll llllllllllllllllllllllllllll...................... .........

Harolds gonna put a Linc mask on the goat and go behind the barn and kick in the brown door.

See linc, I need you, there poking fun at me. I feel so unprotected without my pimp, and everything that goes with it- the big car, all those toys (not those ones!) and the box of parts you had. Who's gonna fix me up if I fall apart?

You were pretty fly for a white guy with an english accent. I feel so intimidated amongst all these hardcore racers and ....hey......wait a minute.....

YOU'VE BEEN PIMPING A DISABLED MUPPET!!!!!!!! "We need to talk Lincoln" I can't beleive this. How long has this been going on? You told me I was more than cute and cuddly but how can I compete with that- cute, cuddly and has the sympathy vote!

Aahh, I see it all now.... you move away, stop posting and now all this. That'zit pimple, your in trouble now, HELL HAVE NO FURY LIKE A .... PANDA SCOURNED.
http://www.rc-monster.com/forum/pict...&pictureid=489
My fat cousin 'Kungfu Panda' has got nothing on me....http://pinkpanda.com/aboutus.html

Aawwe yeah, you better not show your face 'round here again!

So he's really gone? Hmph...I thought it was a joke.

I remember reading a PM of him wanting to quit! (seriously) but that was about 9800 posts ago. Guess he stuck around longer than initially planned.

but quit from what though? certainty not out of the hobby, he still has like 20 trucks

Who is down for a road trip to his crib and bitchslap him a few times. Maybe even call him "Sally" while were at it!

This is some Bulls$%t right here.. He's quit so hard he keeps logging into the forum.

I read on Facebook he prefers to be called "Kiko" and have his nips pinched my fat Asian chicks in cat costumes.

Fricken Furvert...

http://passionweiss.com/wp-content/u...05/furries.jpg


I won't even tell you about the stuff w/ the stormtroopers...

I just did. He liked it tho...

=/

I'm sure Linc likes anything that involves a hand.

Not sure what that meant, but I needed something to burn Linc, for him leaving.
That..... :gasp:bag.

Linc, you know how I know you're gay? Because you actually made the first post and thought everyone would believe you!

Some interesting stuff here. I think I may just ignore all of this and pretend this post is my 1st. So I have 9999 to go till I hit 20k...

You guys are strange. That is about all I have to say.

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
HIS 10,001 POST! LIAR! :lol:

Welcome back Linc, you've got a lot of "visiting" to do.

I think my mailbox should be flooding any minute with instant updates.

I KNEW IT. :yipi:

Well I sure thought he was a gonner. But then I fall for so many of those damn conspiracies!

Too witty my man!

Oh and you are officially a know-it-all asshole now, in your own words :whistle:

Aah, welcome buddy. Uumm, yeh don't worry about what I said before. The main thing is your back now! :whistle:

Not sure if I know it all yet, but I am an a-hole. The kind of a-hole that makes Harold drool... And makes granpa Jerry keep his viagra scipt current... Not that they have a chance...

You surpassed even Harold with your qestionable posts... Good job.

Damm you linc! You got me all worked up, I thought you really left.....But I'm glad you didn't cause I have a complaint to file........

First off, I want my blow up doll back you borrowed when you went over to Harold's.....wait, ya know what keep it! it's yours.

Second complaint is I sent you $xxx for a fat Ho, and her midget on a leash. But instead you sent me a angry hippo in black launderette and all I could find of the midget was it's shoes......WTH man? I want my money back......

Maybe not now linc-san, but with each post your power grows. Your lordiness will loom over us mere infidels. The power may accumulate to unspeakable levels. Your holy RC omnipotence will guide us on our paths, that we shall all seek to attain infinite levels of RC wisdom, the true Wisdom of the Ages.

You no longer do RC, you are RC, and you will finally be able to answer the age-old question, "which Neu for my E-Revo", knowing on a much deeper spiritual level, you have made the ultimate recommendation.

:angel::angel::angel:

James, good talking with ya yesterday. Glad to see you migrate back here! Now lets get some of those large scale vehicles done!