they have bacon flavored sex lube. no lie. mmmmm bacon

How anyone can wake up in the morning and have greasy slabs of bacon is beyond me. Just waking up to the smell makes me want to hurl.

Fans, bacon...what next? :rofl:

:lol:

lol, I guess I'm gonna have to make an animated avatar so that a fan and a slab of bacon alternate - both with the red cross circle. :lol:

Yeah, I hate several things: (in no specific order) fans, the ex, bacon, the ex, liver, the ex, custard, the ex, stupid people, the ex, and old drivers (I call them "q-tips").

That looks to be a particular order, Brian. :rofl: Do you always use "the ex" as a delimiter?

Sorry to hear.
 

Hey Harold sorry to hear that you had a bad burger experience, but you sure got a lot of advice here on RCM to deal with the matter:rules:.

Hey James in order for that total gym to work you have to actually use it for more than just a clothes hanger:rofl: twice a week.

Yea all of that fast food is really bad for you, and the hamburger-helper is not much better. Harold you need some fresh foods and fruit in your diet. Try having the help make you some combo salads and have them add in all of the great things that you like. Chiken, eggs, cheese, tomoatos, and whatever dressing trips your trigger. It will make you feel better and clean your system out. Quit eating all that junk and you will feel better for it. Eat some fresh fruit and even have them make you a few fruit smoothies. BK and Mcie-D's are both trying to kill us with the crap they put in their burgers. We have been slowly chagning the way we eat here at the Hill house, and it really does make a difference in the way you feel, sleep, and look at life. Good luck with that Harold.

Hey James get the hangers off that machine and start using it old man.