Originally Posted by Metallover (Post 319600)

So today in cross country, it was a milage day. easy day. Me an 4 other kids ran to one of their houses half a mile away from the high school. We ate half a gallon of ice cream, a few small bags of chips, a few peach cups, and countless other foods. We then played with his clay pigeon shooter in his garage and then we ran back.

As we approached the highschool we saw a middle aged woman riding an old bike towards us. As she passed, we said hi. She said hi. Then we hear a bang on a street sign and look back. It was a wide sidewalk with a lightpole in the middle. She rode right into the pole! :lol:

Just as funny my friend told me a story. He was racing this kid back in ~5th grade home on bikes. It was Braden vs Dylan. Dylan went to pass braden in the grass. Well, there was one of those signs with two poles and a banner across the top. He smacked his face right on the sign! Fell off his bike; face all bloodied up! His bike kept going, and ended up in the street... right in front of a car! The car ran over his bike, totalled it, and the car kept on going!! Braden laughed at Dylan for a second or two then rode off..

Wow, glad I could tell my boring stories to someone.. Someone will read em. Ready for the burns!

Originally Posted by Wild YFZ 450 (Post 319603)

ZOMG ZOMG OMG.. THOSE Stories each deserve a EPIC BURN thread... oh wait maybe there soo EPIC each WORD deserves a thread...

In all seriousness that lady was probably dreaming about you guys running and blacked out into a pole.. :lol::lol:

Originally Posted by Metallover (Post 319607)

Exactly what we thought!! :lol:

God she was flat on her back! Bike fell right on top of her! :rofl:

Originally Posted by Wild YFZ 450 (Post 319610)

Was she any good looking? Lets just say when she was laying on her back.. was something up higher than say her head... height wise..:whistle::whistle:

Originally Posted by Metallover (Post 319600)

So today in cross country, it was a milage day. easy day. Me an 4 other kids ran to one of their houses half a mile away from the high school. We ate half a gallon of ice cream, a few small bags of chips, a few peach cups, and countless other foods. We then played with his clay pigeon shooter in his garage and then we ran back.

As we approached the highschool we saw a middle aged woman riding an old bike towards us. As she passed, we said hi. She said hi. Then we hear a bang on a street sign and look back. It was a wide sidewalk with a lightpole in the middle. She rode right into the pole! :lol:

Just as funny my friend told me a story. He was racing this kid back in ~5th grade home on bikes. It was Braden vs Dylan. Dylan went to pass braden in the grass. Well, there was one of those signs with two poles and a banner across the top. He smacked his face right on the sign! Fell off his bike; face all bloodied up! His bike kept going, and ended up in the street... right in front of a car! The car ran over his bike, totalled it, and the car kept on going!! Braden laughed at Dylan for a second or two then rode off..

Wow, glad I could tell my boring stories to someone.. Someone will read em. Ready for the burns!

Originally Posted by BL_RV0 (Post 319620)

You slacker. I ran 28 miles today. Not all at practice though... :lol: :lol:

Originally Posted by Bondonutz (Post 319538)

It's obvious I didn't proof read my post, forgive my illiteracy and for being Fat.

Originally Posted by _paralyzed_ (Post 319693)

me likey da tater tots

Originally Posted by Bondonutz (Post 319696)

With melted cheese and crumpled bacon, Fat Kid Friendly right there !