"Shes a brick....house"

"Hold on, I got a midget paging me, time is money!"

"I'll give you 50% off luv I didn't shave today"

"Oh no another bad hair day"

"Toby Keith has a bad day...."

While not as successful as later attempts, the first police operation to infiltrate prostitution rings was memorable if nothing else.

Seriously, I know that guy. He goes by Leslie and lives in Austin. He has been a staple of 6th street life (6th is were most of the clubs and bars are) for many years. He's actually a pretty nice/funny guy albeit very strange. Today he is a landmark and kind like the crazy uncle everyone talks about but still loves. Everyone that truly knows Austin knows who Leslie is. Straight, gay, liberal, conservative, old, young, male, female, whatever, he is liked by almost everyone.

I can't tell you how many times I have talked to him and it is especially entertaining when you are intoxicated.

A familiar face in Kazakstan's red light district, Whorat. Very Nice!

http://images.craigslist.org/0115110...87a400ecb0.jpg


David Hasselhoff sure has come a long way since baywatch..

"Don't hassle the Hoff!"

You've got to be kidding me! Small world...

... and even smaller under ware.

Yup! The real kicker is that he is not gay either! Just real freaking strange!

"Have u seen my pants?"

How did you find that out?:whistle:

I guess texas though he would be a "sure thing". I bet he was dissapointed...

Because he hits on girls alot.

Linc is just jealous and probably wants me to hook him up, he is just to shy to ask! :na:

Equal opportunity crap in the vice department is just going too far now. I think I am going to transfer to homicide after this assignment

New one for today:

http://media.knuttz.net/funny/060913/ueba_funny_13.jpg


"This isn't Russia... Dude, I told you that you took a wrong turn back there."




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