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pinkpanda3310 08.01.2010 09:52 AM

This is a conversation overheard on the VHF Guard (emergency) frequency 121.5 MHz while flying from Europe to Dubai .


The conversation went like this.......


Iranian Air Defense Radar: 'Unknown aircraft you are in Iranian airspace. Identify yourself.'

Aircraft: 'This is a United States aircraft. I am in Iraqi airspace.'


Air Defense Radar: 'You are in Iranian airspace. If you do not depart our airspace we will launch interceptor aircraft!'


Aircraft: 'This is a United States Marine Corps FA-18 fighter. Send 'em up, I'll wait!'


Air Defense Radar: (no response .... total silence)


God bless our troops!

Bondonutz 08.01.2010 11:34 AM

Awesome ! :rofl::rofl:

_paralyzed_ 08.02.2010 12:09 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by pinkpanda3310 (Post 375266)
This is a conversation overheard on the VHF Guard (emergency) frequency 121.5 MHz while flying from Europe to Dubai .


The conversation went like this.......


Iranian Air Defense Radar: 'Unknown aircraft you are in Iranian airspace. Identify yourself.'

Aircraft: 'This is a United States aircraft. I am in Iraqi airspace.'


Air Defense Radar: 'You are in Iranian airspace. If you do not depart our airspace we will launch interceptor aircraft!'


Aircraft: 'This is a United States Marine Corps FA-18 fighter. Send 'em up, I'll wait!'


Air Defense Radar: (no response .... total silence)


God bless our troops!

that's frickin' awesome

georgec 08.03.2010 09:21 PM

http://i882.photobucket.com/albums/a...s/image001.jpg

Bondonutz 08.03.2010 09:32 PM

My vote is that georgec's post is the best post so far !

I suddenly have a urge for a glass of milk ?

Bondonutz 08.09.2010 10:47 AM

Joke of the year !
 
Two women were sitting quietly together, minding their own business.

lincpimp 08.09.2010 10:50 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bondonutz (Post 376174)
Two women were sitting quietly together, minding their own business.

Were they alive?

bigsteel 08.09.2010 02:34 PM

Yes,but extremely heavily drugged,it's the only way that bondo could get close enough to see they weren't!

Bondonutz 08.09.2010 02:38 PM

They weren't drugged, drunk maybe ?

suicideneil 08.09.2010 04:19 PM

^ Rohypnol ftw :yipi:

rawfuls 08.09.2010 04:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by suicideneil (Post 376211)
^ Rohypnol ftw :yipi:

Only you, would know...

bigsteel 08.09.2010 05:39 PM

Rohypnol,also known as "roofys";
huh,they should be called "floories" cause it's where you end up.

LoL,The hangover,best movie ever!

nitropyro 08.09.2010 08:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by bigsteel (Post 376220)
Rohypnol,also known as "roofys";
huh,they should be called "floories" cause it's where you end up.

LoL,The hangover,best movie ever!

X2

Danny

suicideneil 08.10.2010 08:27 PM

<object width="640" height="385"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/uiBfmGYv6bY&color1=0xb1b1b1&color2=0xd0d0d0&hl=en_ US&feature=player_embedded&fs=1"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowScriptAccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/uiBfmGYv6bY&color1=0xb1b1b1&color2=0xd0d0d0&hl=en_ US&feature=player_embedded&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowfullscreen="true" allowScriptAccess="always" width="640" height="385"></embed></object>

Skip to 1:10 for the lolz.

rawfuls 08.10.2010 09:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by suicideneil (Post 376386)
<object width="640" height="385"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/uiBfmGYv6bY&color1=0xb1b1b1&color2=0xd0d0d0&hl=en_ US&feature=player_embedded&fs=1"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowScriptAccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/uiBfmGYv6bY&color1=0xb1b1b1&color2=0xd0d0d0&hl=en_ US&feature=player_embedded&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowfullscreen="true" allowScriptAccess="always" width="640" height="385"></embed></object>

Skip to 1:10 for the lolz.

Makes me wanna know how they got it in there..
(TWSS?)


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