C'mon Harold, you always find my "prescence" fullfilling. At least that is what I think you are saying while you are gagging and slobbering...

If meat is murder, is milk an unwanted sexual advance ;)

Bryan, what part of MD are you from?


Okay I have a joke....


How do you make a cat go "WOOOF"?



Soak it in gasoline and light a match!

A little boy's walkin through the enchanted forest when he see's little green man sat on a toadstool with his head between his knees. The little boy asks " are you a goblin?" The little green man replies " No, just got a head ache" :)

In the UK we've got a problem with horse meat turning up in lots of processed food. So the jokes have been coming thick & fast . " Findus are selling a new recipe, it's called filly con carne . I had some tesco beef burgers, they gave me the trots. I went to check on the tesco beef burgers in the fridge, & they're off . The cows are moaning about the horses coming over here & taking their jobs. :) I'll post more when they come up :)