Vader: "If I had known about this, I would have never accepted the Sanrio sponsorship..."

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....i'm speechless

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Hey there Tiger! I bet you are all kitty under that cloak...

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I'm feeling fat, and sassy!

Fat Albert's little know brother from another mother...

"Ultra Weight Gain 5000 worked for me, and can work for you too!"

"Does this shirt make me look fat?" "No, whales make you look fat."

The ultra revolutionary Fatkins Diet shows off its first success story!

Subway's Jared Fogle before the surgery...

"One more orbit and we may be close enough to land..."

Wow, fat and stupid, you must have to beat the ladies off with a stick! I bet they are lining up around the block to get with you!

"I ate my homework!" or "He must like that restaurant."

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oh boy!

Woooops.
 

Whats that brown stuff on the seat? "Armoal won't help that one"

That is the bomb, no really the bomb.

"I'm stuck!, Oh no:oh::oh:, Bombs away!!!!!!!!!!" "Never mix propane Forklifts with 2000 pound bombs, you could be a hazard to yourself and others, and please, always wear your seatbelt." or "Friends never let Friends drive bombed!" "This has been a public safety broadcast from the folks at your local Iraqi Bomb/IED Dealership."

all I can picture is hearing is the guy sceaming and running as he lept off the thing.... bet he was around the corner before the metal clanged LOL

"what? you guys filled a dud with lead on purpose to pay me back?"

"Ok... you're right... we need a ramp."

"we need another forklift"

well I was in the right place...but it must have been the wrong time...
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"I swear, i was just camping and had to take a crap, honest!"

Hi, my name is Vern Fodder of the Outdoor network's Discover Nature show. Here we have a relatively young group of students trying to study the life cycle of the dung beetle. They have found quite a large habitation and are trying to get closer into the habitat for macro shots, but their weak stomachs couldn't take the smell. I myself don't mind the smell, in fact I enjoy it"