epic burn
 

the tide ebbed and the planets aligned with the heavens. everything went perfectly and I scored my first good burn, right here on RCM. may it go down in the pages of history........

http://rc-monster.com/forum/showthread.php?t=23445

Want a cookie?

oatmeal raisin please:yes:

I just took some out of the oven... Oh they smell fantastic.

I really like family guy. Funniest show to ever hit any TV I've ever sat in front of. After several seasons however I quit watching because of the disrespectfulness to Christianity.

Good one Harold.

Not a fan of the Losi system.

I don't think they are respectful to anything... but I can't remember anything too disrespectful. "Wish upon a Weinstein" seemed more disrespectful than anything towards Xian, and was a big part of them getting cancelled first go around. All part of the fun really.

Yeah, if you can't take the heat...

I like family guy, but I always like pushing boundaries myself. Yes, I have got in some trouble, and made people very mad, but it was all worth it to me. I take offense to nothing really, except for stupid people, and the gov't (one in the same). So I guess I take offense to pretty much everything (take away the gov't and stupid people and there is not much left).

As far as epic burns go, this is pretty lame Harold... I had a few laughs with the rick roll clip, and even got some members multiple times. Surprised that I did not get banned, or at least smacked on the hiney and told "BAD"!!!!

Burn yes, Epic No.

Family Guy ROCKS, not watching due to offense of Christianity is silly. They're hard on everyone race,creed,color and it's all a beautiful thing. One of the best shows on TV. Even the wore out repeats are still watchable and funny. The AIDS song was brutal "butt" funny.

I think people should have to pass A standard IQ test in order to keep their reproductive organs ???

Some might say that is silly.

You might say that I should be tolerant, and that I should come to the realization that all religions are just fairy tails.

Hey, take it easy on the guy. I mean, come on, he's as crippled as Anne Frank.

Not watching because it offends you is not silly, it is standing up for your beliefs and being honest with yourself.

However, protesting the show saying it should be shut down is silly as is anything else of the sort. I try not to let things offend me, except like linc said stupid people/government.

The problem with stupidity is the fact it cannot be detected by IQ level. some of the stupidist people I know are very intelligent in many ways and some of the wisest people I know aren't so bright. Of course mass sterlization of the trailor parks is probably a good idea........

I agree nearly to the T with all points.

Yeah, I guess your right.
Couple of summers ago a lady locked her infant up in here "Mercedes" to do a little shopping, The poor kid passed. She must have some intellegence to afford a Benz but yet had zero commem sense for the health of the baby ?

My point is that maybe a little more tolerance is in order ?
They're brutal on all religeons and sensitive topics.
It's kinda like me saying I don't watch Family Guy anymore because they make fun of fat people. It's a cartoon ment to intertain,nothing more.

Yeah, I'm real sorry that's how you feel. Fat people. :no:

* religions, meant, and entertain BTW

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Don't worry it won't lock up your browser...

Not going to be the first.

Still my fav FG clip...

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It's obvious I didn't proof read my post, forgive my illiteracy and for being Fat.

Pah, FG is tame compared to SouthPark, but the whole riducling other faiths/ races etc is great until they ridicule yours (meaning applies to everyone). Personally though, I find it all highly entertaining, and it puts things into perspective quite often...

That's awesome, more people should stand up for their beliefs. I don't believe (I'm a lost sheep) but am a tad envious of those that do. They are usually pretty grounded .

Dude, jealousy will get you nowhere

Totally agree. Sterilization at birth and tests to become fertile. Also drive vw's............

where's this guy been hiding? that's some funny sh!t

@redshift- I frickin' love that chester cheetah skit. Ever see the one w/ cookie monster cooking cookie dough on a spoon in the bathroom stall tied off w/ a tournicut?

Wow, You made a whole thread just because of probably the lamests "EPIC" burns.. That is pathetic..

:lol: I am really laughing, good stuff !!!! that made my day.. Jagoves

Mom: "I sincerely apologize for Wild YFZ 450's behaviour in that last post. She's learning how to cope with PMS..."

Aww, how nice of you.. Maybe this year in school you can finally find some friends that way you don't have to go around Iming people to feel bad for you because everybody ignores you in school... Its ok.. Your not going to start crying again are you? Oh sorry that was "Tearing"

I'm not going to get in an argument with you. I was simply making a joke and, no, I won't reply to your PM or IMs.

"Ever see the one w/ cookie monster cooking cookie dough on a spoon?"

Yeah... Warner Bros never made 'em like this!


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Or this

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So today in cross country, it was a milage day. easy day. Me an 4 other kids ran to one of their houses half a mile away from the high school. We ate half a gallon of ice cream, a few small bags of chips, a few peach cups, and countless other foods. We then played with his clay pigeon shooter in his garage and then we ran back.

As we approached the highschool we saw a middle aged woman riding an old bike towards us. As she passed, we said hi. She said hi. Then we hear a bang on a street sign and look back. It was a wide sidewalk with a lightpole in the middle. She rode right into the pole! :lol:

Just as funny my friend told me a story. He was racing this kid back in ~5th grade home on bikes. It was Braden vs Dylan. Dylan went to pass braden in the grass. Well, there was one of those signs with two poles and a banner across the top. He smacked his face right on the sign! Fell off his bike; face all bloodied up! His bike kept going, and ended up in the street... right in front of a car! The car ran over his bike, totalled it, and the car kept on going!! Braden laughed at Dylan for a second or two then rode off..

Wow, glad I could tell my boring stories to someone.. Someone will read em. Ready for the burns!

I might try that cookie dough thing, looks like my type of fix! :whistle:

:rofl:

ZOMG ZOMG OMG.. THOSE Stories each deserve a EPIC BURN thread... oh wait maybe there soo EPIC each WORD deserves a thread...

In all seriousness that lady was probably dreaming about you guys running and blacked out into a pole.. :lol::lol:

Exactly what we thought!! :lol:

God she was flat on her back! Bike fell right on top of her! :rofl:

Was she any good looking? Lets just say when she was laying on her back.. was something up higher than say her head... height wise..:whistle::whistle:

I'm not to goo with math, but shouldn't "something" be plural........:whistle:

unless of course your talking about her jelly roll(s)......:whistle:

You slacker. I ran 28 miles today. Not all at practice though... :lol: :lol:

Jesus what are your 5k times? Are you the best in the state?

That woman was pure wire trash.. Xxl tshirt, old crappy roadbike,, :lol:

I was shaking my head at you equalizing the weightiness of making fun of people who eat too much with the purposed by some savior of the world.

me likey da tater tots

Religion and fat people are both funny ,why not compare them since there both a joke ?

With melted cheese and crumpled bacon, Fat Kid Friendly right there !