Quite a day
 

So I wake up hung over around noon. My lady says " you know what today is" not really is it trash day why are you bothering me. " No you said youd marry me" So I go down to the court house and get a marriage license. $40 and a drivers license is all it took. They asked questions like where are you parents born, the lady processing it was on a computer I was just praying something would get red flagged. Then like that my souls snatched. As if that wasn't enough she then drags me to the walgreens to get me a flu shot. I recommend you get it in the left arm if you are a righty. Another bad decision of the day. Hope your day was better :lol:

Sorry to hear about the flu shot. Do you remember saying you would marry her and did you marry her or just get the license?

Its been 10 years, I made it to 37y.o. without getting hitched, thought I could make it all the way. I call her my wife because of common law LOL. Just got the license 60days till it runs out. $50 I can drag it out to 60 days before I get sucker punched and dragged into somewhere with a priest or judge. Oct. 17th is her date of "wed" im not getting in a tuxedo and paying $20g for booze. Isn't the woman supposed to pay for this crap

Congrats Dude!

I can't seem to find the gun-to-the-head icon.

UGH !!!!!!!!!!!!! 1 soldier down

Well, bye bye jay. Nice seeing you around here.

I don't know whats better the flu shot or being buried OH! I mean married. I have been married going on 15 years this November.

one bbbj out of the deal makes it worthwhile IMO. if not, craigslist:intello:

Good luck Jay. Try to visit up sometimes buddy. I love reading your funny, disorganized offcolour posts!

Good lord man, drunken promises can be a real hazard to one's health... you gotta know that by now!

A Vegas honeymoon seems inevitable... :lol:

If I ever get married it'll be in Amsterdam...

8 hours later. I took a long nap ate mahi mahi and this flu shot has my temperature at 96.4 degrees, Its digital and ive done it 3 times. But im sweating like its 105 degrees. I dunno man if id do this again, I had the sniffles for a week last year now Im burning up but freezing to avoid it this year.

You were just injected with a less harnful strain of influenza. I think there might be some side effects. I thought the flu shot was for old people and peaple with weak imune systems.

Good luck JJ, at least you know who you are marrying... I have been married for close to 4 yrs now, if you pick the right lady you will be just fine.

As long as she doesn't go all Dr. Jeckyll on ya, something about a ring, changes many women's chemistry....

I have heard that. I guess I got very lucky.

my woman and both her nephews who live with us work at a pharmacy/drug store so its mandatory they get the flu shot by their company. Dealing with 600 sick people a day. I got a bargain price of $10. Also you need this flu shot I guess to get the h1n1 shot in October. If you are healthy and youngish I wouldnt get it, I feel like crap LOL

I gave my Lady a ring about 8 years ago and just never followed through with it LOL She would pester me time to time but after I realized its been 10 years figured WTF Guess shes earned it

It is the least you can do for her, she has put up with you for X number of years now...

James -heres those rocks she got to kill me with, the bigger cluster is about 1.5 feet long right in the middle of the kitchen. I had to lick it, looked like salt, doesn't taste like it LOL I can't wait for these stitches


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Christ, that is dangerous. I guess that may be a good thing if someone is trying to rob your house in the middle of the night!

I have licked a few things that were not made of salt, but did taste a bit salty... At least that I how I remember it over the screaming!

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Oh, I meant clams, or muffins, and once a beaver.

maybe thats why my lady got this lets get married stuff all in motion, Ive woken up as a glazed donut for the last few weeks.

Hair Pie ?

lol I suggest you order the vertical taco or the furburger.. How old am I ?

Ancient ?

So this conversation got me thinking, we need women around to yell at us, why don't women like RCs ? generally trucks or sand buggies. What if we made some brushless RC shoes ?

JJ, my condolenses on your loss, here's a link that might come in handy http://www.neuticles.com/index1.html

Speak for yourself about needing to get yelled at, I only want lip on the gimmick not the ears.

I'm sure RC BL/Lipo powered Marital aids would sell big also ?

They(most) don't appreciate anything you spend time with or on other then them.

Because women are jealous of anything that makes them feel like they have to compete for attention, animate or inanimate. Jealosy is also the little game they play when they want to show you they care, backfires like a '68 Duster. My experience is somewhat limited in relationships, but it's enough to make me know to steer clear, thats just me.
Not wanting kids has ended more than one. Even after I was up front about it from the start.

And call me stupid, but my hobbies are more important than a little pink hole, because at least in my experience, you can't have both. Nobody gets in the way of my hobbies...

If you can have both then you are indeed a luckier man than I.

r/c shoe just for you:
http://cgi.ebay.com/Nike-Lab-UGO-rem...d=p3286.c0.m14

Haha good find H.... $999?

That's not much more than regular Nikes, except you only get one.

RC wheels on women's shoes.... the uses would be almost limitless!

hmm..........(red neck) "get over here and get me another beer woman!! and make it snappy! you don't want to make me use those rc shoes again......

I guess if you look at that hole like your hobbies you find that it is as good as the $ you sink into it...

I prefer to save my $ for the hobbies and let the hole pay its own way! Good thing about the hole is that you cannot break it no matter how hard you try!

Well I won't ever deny there is some serious intelligent design goin' on there.

Almost impossible to refuse, they might not know that if we didn't remind them so often and use it against us.. yeah talk about diggin' a hole for yourself!!!

I take it you like to play rough......

Nah, not much good at breaking stuff. I like making jokes and flirting (only with chics). That being said do not let me drive your expensive/powerful rear drive car... Picture drifting on public roads with traffic... I do not go easy on cars or bikes.

Amen to that... use that testosterone while you have it!

My adrenal gland is all but dead- no joke... I can be faced with a life-or-death, and my heart rate doesn't even change anymore.

It's not lack of fear, fear is what keeps you in one piece. In my case it's just not there, no rush anymore, and I can't seem to fix that... which may be the scariest thing I've had to deal with yet. Sucks.

This year it has affected my desire to ride even... Fogeyville awaits.

You know, it's a whole lot easier to just put the fridge right by the couch :wink:

Your next build might be a RC Rocking Chair ?? :lol:

I'm getting to be feeling like an ol' Bastard myself, Not much of a desire to go out with the boyz anymore on Friday nights and taking it a little easier when working. I broke a finger early January and it still hurts WTF is going on with that ? That never happened in the "younger years".
BTW, I'll be 40 Sunday.It's all downhill from there :sleep:

Yeah Bondo, I abided by the 'use it or lose it philosophy"... I used the %^&* out of it... and apparently I am still to lose it.

To the young'uns:

Whatever you do, do in moderation because you may have a finite supply.

What the hell was this thread about?

Oh. Yeah.