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So what's your CA glue story?
Well, I feel kinda stupid right now. I just bought a bottle of lock-tight with cap that pierced the seal with a twist. I checked to see if I broke the seal by sniffing the bottle while lightly squeezing it. Long story short, there is CA glue up my nose. :lol::whistle: I've also glued my hand to a model rocket I was working on once. :mdr:
So what's your story? I know everybody has one! :rofl: |
So, which is it? Lock-tite or CA? Either way, that's pretty funny. Come on now, you can tell us the truth: it was that actually your method of huffing, wasn't it? :wink:
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tried to speed up the curing time with a lighter, my eyes/nose was crusty....
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Nothing serious, just my vingers together and one finger to a rim when I was glueing for the first time. Also had the thin Proline glue so it's like a second and it's hard :D
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I love taking stuff out of context. I glued a tire to my finger once, had to trim the skin off the finger to save the tire!!!! And then every time I l ran that truck i could see the little piece of skin. Funny. |
well,first off I should have never been in the workshop in only boots. (this was before the wheelchair when I could walk) but I had just broke a bed and needed to cut a piece of angle iron. I knew I was just going to get back into bed as soon as it was level again, so why get dressed??
I found the perfect piece of angle iron in the correct length in the scrap pile, it just had an "ear" that needed to be cut off. So I grabbed the pneumatic cut off wheel and set to work. Well, the "ear" cut off quite easily and turned into a projectile with a direct course to my johnson. If you've never cut your johnson, they bleed, alot, and for a long time. The bleeding just wouldn't stop, and I was seriously considering a trip to the E.R. Then I remembered Derma-bond! (hospital super glue they use in place of stitches) It's basically just super glue, so in a flash of genius I decided to do some home doctoring. Well, when your johnson is bleeding profusely your cognitive reckoning isn't quite what it should be, and for that matter your usually skilled and trained hands aren't as stable as they normally are. I cleaned the area well and knew just a drop would do, but I was nervous. One drop turned into a few, and just a little on the affected area turned into alot there, and on my fingers. Now, the bleeding had stopped, but I had three fingers and two thumbs permanently attached to my unit. Not bad all in all, but highly impracticle. At the time I didn't know there were releasing agents for super glue. All I was left with was thinking, "penis or fingers, somethings losing skin". So, one at a time, I ripped digits from my crank. 3 of the digits lost skin, but 2 brought skin with them. Luckily, no more blood was shed, but I wasn't the same for over a week. Never use power tools naked. |
I saw that you had replied after me Harold, and was thinking that I could make a great joke about you and ca and your wang... I did not expect to read that you had actually done that. Sorry for your wang, but it is a funny story.
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good to know you were thinking about my wang:na:
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That sounded good, run with that one.... |
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1. not miss piggy? 2. thought you used viagra for that. 3. yeah, that and a splint made out of duct tape and popsicle sticks. 4. not the first time I've heard that on the internet 5. got pics? choose your favorite:smile: |
Not CA glue but glue related. My first kitten a few years ago the day after I brought him home got his paw stuck in a sticky spider trap and freaked out and got it attached to his face as well as his paw, he looked like he was doing a permanent military solute.
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CA on eye lashes is pretty bad...
um.. Eovnu87435ds had a bottle crack and spill all over his pants... |
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i spilled some on my pants once. never had i EVER ripped a pair of pants of that fast before:rofl:
it's a good thing i wasn't going commando that day:lol: |
Had a tiny drop splash on my lip one time. Lips were stuck together only for a few minutes but still sucked. Glad it wasn't a lot more, I'd ben drinking beer through a straw.
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Got my fingers glued together quite well once, managed to prize them apart though. Also have numerous little hard spots on my jogging bottoms where CA drops have landed and cured- no violent reaction thankfully..
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I only had one mishap with CA glue, my index stuck to my middle finger. A little surgery with the hobby knife and they were apart. No blood, I just went slowly and separated the fingers without hurting myself. Now I had this crust of cured CA on my fingers so a little time with the belt sander took care of that. I had more bad luck in the past with hobby knives, Carbide bits on the Dremel or an 11 inch propeller spinning at 11 000 RPM on a .40 RC airplane.
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I was glueing tires . when i knocked over the bottle of ca & glued my calf to my thigh & my foot to my work bench all at the same time . :lol:
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I doubt anyone will better Harolds story, but I worked with "colleagues" who back in the day thought that any tools you may pickup in the normal course of your job were wanting a thin wipe of CA
This was always used to great effect on apprentices/trainees as in..."here, you hold this & don't let go unless I say" or "carry this to XXX job" etc etc It happened to me once but acetylene bombs offset the enthusiasm of co-workers...as does dog crap under the door handles of their car. Ahhh, those were the days |
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THAT is why I check the e-net LOL. I'm not sure how a person breaks a bed when they are naked...Other than hiding the pig in the barn...:lol: "sorry hunny, things got a little crasy in the garage, we are going to have to postpone this untill further notice" |
I had a bottle of CA on an upper shelf with the cap off , had my hand flat on the table, kicked the table slightly, CA came pouring down the shelf so quickly that all of it fell on my hand and glued my hand completely to the workbench. And no one was home when this happened. I used an exacto knife to get my hand unstuck, but it took 2 hours and I lost alot of skin.
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currently have a crime fighter MT tyre stuck well to my left index finger...AND WE ARE OUT OF ACETONE!!!
it's a strong bond too :oh:...it's gonna hurt. |
So....how'd that work out for ya?
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I never actually glued anything to myself. I did glue up a pair of tires a few weeks ago and set them to dry. Well apparently there was a little excess on the rims and the two tires ended up stuck together. I acetoned them to get them apart but the tires got hard.
Oh well time to mount another pair on those wheels. |
Just for "fun" (out of sheer boredom) one day, I filled a metal soda bottle cap with CA. Attached the cap to the (-) terminal of my 12Kv supply and held the (+) terminal in my fingers above the cap full of CA. When I turned the power on, in about 2 seconds it looked like my fingers were covered in fiberglass insulation... Apparently CA conducts electricity pretty well, and it had flew out of the cap in cotton candy-like strands and stuck to my fingers.
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Glued my fingers together many times.
Best one was when my Pede tires kept coming unglued. I was making a field fix real fast, got one tire down, and glued the other. In that time I glued a tire to the sidewalk and spent like 30 minutes trying to not break a bearing carrier or my tires. That was fun. |
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