Some men just don't get it....
 

Recently, i've noticing ALOT of failures of other men in following the basic "Code" of male restroom usage in my town and its getting old and honestly, out of hand. I thought all men were just "born" with the correct and proper attitude for restroom usage, but its becoming apparent that is not the case....

So as a PSA, I ask all of you to please watch and review the following vid for the safety and preservation of our society.

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They got one thing wrong: It isn't that you can't talk at all, it's that the person you talk to has to be on equal footing, ie. both of you are washing your hands, etc. Other than that talking feels kinda awkward.

The "urinal code" is only for people that are scared other people might see their small johnson.

Why the hell are you looking at it in the first place? Do you swing the gay way joshy? Do you need to compare so you feel better about your tiny flagpole? :oh:

Where?
 

Where in the world did that video come from? That should be shown on TV's around the globe. I agree with most of it. It could have gone into more detail about not writing your name on the floor while peeing, and not writing volger stuff on the walls of the toilet. I have been places where people lear at you lower regions while using the urinal. Very uncomfortable situation. I laughed my a$$ off watching that video. Very funny stuff. There should also be something like this for driving as well. I have driven in many countries and there are some seriously stupid people in every region of this planet who should not be driving. Getting a drivers license has become like ordering take out food in most places, and allot of people have never been apprized of the actual rules of the road or any kind of drivers ethics.

One day I was driving in LA on interstate 5 and this idiot was driving 10 miles under the posted speed limit in the fast lane while cruising next to other slow cars next to his vehicle. He would not give way, so I casually moved right two lanes and proceeded to move on ahead eventually moving back into the fast lane like 15 car lengths ahead of him. This moron chased us for more than 20 miles trying to run me into the concrete median with my wife and three kids in the van just because he was not happy that I moved ahead of him.

Good point It makes you wounder...................

He might have been looking for Bathroom fedish porn .
like insert here >:gasp:
He might be looking how to better work the local Mc Donalds http://ts3.mm.bing.net/images/thumbn...1492&index=ch1 http://www.frontiernet.net/~radioman193193/red.jpg

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No im just saying that underendowed guys are probably more concerned about this than other guys. As for me i could care less what urinal i use, as i am pretty happy with what i got :yipi:

dont pick on him/her ...........

It makes him/her money !

Thats great.
 

Thats great Josh:yes:. We are happy to hear that you are happy:rofl:, but this is just what he is talking about:rules:. The unwritten rules for the bathroom where you just do not look at other guys or swing yours about trying to get others to look at yours. No one is saying that since you are so pleased with your willie that you cannot stand in front of the mirror (AT HOME) for hours each day and look at yourself:whistle:, but it is totally uncool to make that another guys business. Unless of course you are trying to atract just that type of male attention:neutral:. Regardless of size or anything else you just don't do it:diablo:.

Well damnit, i just recieved some very bad news. my gf informed me that regardless of what i thought, 2 1/2 inches IS NOT big :( I will now be using the stalls for all of my urinating.

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what you need these....

http://www.frontiernet.net/~radioman193193/small.jpg

:oh:

all i can say is i feel sorry for you :mdr:

:lol:

That reminds me of when we packaged a bunch of the finger cots up as condoms and gave them to a friends for his birthday. In front of many women too, he was just a tad embarrassed.

Did it go something like this?


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We now all know that in his sparetime, Freezebaby thinks about men in urinals.:rofl:

Maybe it's more of a dating service for him ?
"Free Rusty Trombones" Call; Freezy @ 406-867-5309

Bend over bitch and I'll show you how low of a note I can play

Ha!:lol: more evidence he likes the mangina!

As for you Crippletron, i'm about to animate your body you like you've never been animated before. I'll make you more lumbar then a contortionist

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OMG he plays the "Mouthorgan" to Watch out!!!!

I WILL NOW AND FOREVER BE CALLED CRIPPLETRON!!!!:lol:

I LOVE IT!!:yes:

Also: it's "you're" not "your" and it's "limber" not "Lumbar" and it's "than" not "then":na:

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Well i never.
 

Well you guys sue took this thread to a different level. I though this was about bathroom manners, do's, and don'ts about using the mens room?

Hey Harold you should change your screen name to TRIPLETRON here on RCM.

Well we went to the DMZ today with a special envoy for diplomats. Very special tour with extra executive treatment. I had to use the mens room while visiting tunnel #3 and I noticed through periferal vision that the locals were looking all over the place trying to get a look at their competition. I guess this problem is world wide? This was our third trip to the DMZ and we keep learning new things about the North Koreans. SK now has a huge complex in NK full of factories making everything from toothpicks to shoes, and there are about 1000 people traveling from the South to the North every day of the week to supervise these factories with about 50,000 North Koreans doing the labor.

I'm sorry my young friend, as flattered as I am I have to decline your much appreciated and tempting invite for I am married and a heterosexual. I am very sorry and hate to say No and break your little loveless heart despite your yearning for my tenderloin. Why not invite radioman to your symphony of homo debauchery, He seems to be the type to sexually abuse farm animals and may be willing to digress to the level of entertaining a lonely friendlesss chap much like yourself. You fellas should have lots of fun taking turns wearing the sheep suit a spackleing each others rear end with DNA.

Is that you? Damn you have some nice cans. :lol:

I gone on holiday and the threads go to the toilet - what happened to brushless trucks?

I think you may want to look up the term, and how a trombone operates, and rethink that comeback. Accomplishing a full extension on a bass trombone is rather impressive. As it stands, its quite complimentary and a very generous offer.
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Then again, its Bondo's BDay, so perhaps it wasn't an error?Otherwise the OP vid is pretty funny.

@ MikeW: that pic... :lol::rofl:

@Arct1k: You expected something else? I'd be astounded if the servers haven't been impounded after a week.