I wish I paid more attention in shop class.
 

If I did I would be making one of these right now. I was drooling page after page. Then when you think your done drooling you move on to the next Saber!:love:
http://www.slothfurnace.com/sabers/ANHObi_01.html

Those are to cool !
I can totally appreciate the amount of work in them and I'm as big of a StarWars fan as anybody but what is it you can do with these besides display ?

Trust me if I made one I wouldn't just display it, I would design in a replaceable light tube. Why? Well you get the idea.

The closest I have gotten to this (and will ever get) is smashing old fluorescent lightbulbs into a dumpster behind work when I was in high school, LOL

Those hurt to be hit by. Got hit with one once, buddy thought he was being funny, made me bleed my own blood.

A illuminated Marital Aid of some sort ??? :neutral:

I almost fell off my chair. Not at the idea of what you said, but just the words used for that idea.

Marital Aid... Priceless!

Glad you like my terminology.
Wuz I correct ?

Who said anything about me being married:gasp:

So whatcu talkin' about Willis ?

As a star wars nut, I need to go be alone for awhile now......

Bondo he said he's not married, maybe it will get dirty?

EEWW! I just read sneezebutts post.

Duh! Epic Starwar battles of coarse.

Definitely would have to make my own spoof or two, oh and then there is Halloween.

I WILL buy an authentic stormtrooper outfit one of these days for Halloween. Yeah, it will be a couple grand but it will be well worth it. He'll, i'll even loose weight if I need to to fit in it

And make sure you clean it after each use.

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I don't know how you find those things Freeze :lol:

Why wait? Holloween is just in a month. Slim down for the rest of the outfit next year.

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Reminds me of the Star Wars Kid! lol

Some great posts.
 

There are some great posts in here. You guys are hilarious. I am in no way a Star Wars nut, but those are some pretty cool sabers. This guy could easily go into busyness making sabers and selling them. Very nice work. Radioshack had some nifty sabers last year made in China, but they were not selling very well, so they dumped them quickly. But for quality like this I bet there would be a fare market for them. I know my kids would love to have a few of them for their neighborhood battle games. Thanks for sharing. Not you Freez, you can keep your sharing to yourself. Kind of sticky.

Well we all know that Freeze would most likely sell his left testicle for one of them. Myself, I would only just challenge him to a saber dual. Whoever wins gets to keep the lightsaber.

Looks like you've ben alone to long now ??


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i'm pretty sure the only size stormtrooper outfits come in is fatguy, so you're safe:lol:

Wrong
 

Obviously you were not watching the movie close enough. They also have dwarf, and pigmi sizes as well, and even ones with your more femanine side in mind. If your too large for the stormtrooper sizes you can always get a Darth Vader costume since it is covered with a cape, which works out very well for those who are eating disorder challenged. Harold you would make a great R2D2 except for throwing out cuss words and sexually explicet inuendos at everyone within earshot.

Why wouldn't that be great? :whistle:

I've never watched a star wars movie start to finish. I am always too busy going outside and talking to girls:lol:

Proof is in the pudding.
 

Proof is in the pudding:whistle:. You proved my point sir:na:. I bet you have gotten slapped more than all of us put together, excpet for James(lincpimp) of course:diablo:. You two should have your own comody show like Penn & Teller, only more on the lines of Carrot top:rofl:. Call it Impy & Gimpy.:lol:

So did you dress up to impress the girls?

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