I received Lincpimp's package
 

Now, keep in mind that I am in the hospital and right now things are getting shipped to my Mom and Dad's house.

It was addressed to Harold "sweetcheeks" Baumann:lol:

When my Mom took it out of the mailbox she shot me a text wondering what that was all about:lol:

My parents are old school hippies, they just laughed about it.

Linc is lucky I'm in the hospital. I am sending him a transmission and if I were out I would have went to wal-mart and found the largest pair of women's undies and wrapped the tranny in them, but only after wiping the butt with chocolate and the crotch with jelly:whistle:

Good times!! I :love: RCM:yes:

WOW....lol

Good times.
 

Haold that is just too funny. Kind of ballzie on Jame's part, but still a pretty good. He got ya Harold. The whole panty thing would be a very good comeback though.

So anyway your in the Hospital again eah? Sorry to hear about that. We hope you can have a speedy recovery young man. I remember you telling us that this is kind of a routine for you considering your situation. Its too bad there is not a better way for you to avoid these incidents. So how long will this visit be?

That right there is classic.

Have a speedy recovery mr. Sweetcheeks.

Did not know Linc had a detachable "package". And did not know you had a "tranny". Not to mentioned you're willing to share it. :lol:

Hope you feel better Harold.:smile:

get well soon sweetcheeks.

And now that nickname "sweetcheeks" is gonna stick with you for the rest of your stay here. I might give Mike a call and see if he can edit your username to be that instead of _paralyzed_. :lol:

If only one person here continues to call Harold Sweetcheeks it will all be worth it...

Yeah, I was typing out his address and figured it would be worth a laugh. IIRC someone else on this forum, might have been hippie or gee sent me something and did a similar thing on the address label.

Glad your parents got a laugh. Some parents I know would have been worried and gave a lecture about "the people you associate with, blah blah". I was actually hoping the package would make it to the hospital and that cute nurse you hit on (what was his name?) would see it!!!!

Back in the day when my friend and I were roommates, I would write him checks for my half of the rent. In the memo line I would write "for sexual favors". I did that probably 5 or 6 months in a row before he finally noticed :lol: Who knows what the people at the bank thought? :whistle:

literally laughed out loud in the middle of class.....:lol:
Subdivision design professor looked at me funny

Thought someone would like that!

:lol: awesome! too bad im the ones all the checks get written to in my house.

So you are the catcher? Bummer, literally.:lol:

Now that's FUNNY!!! I can imagine him standing there in front of the teller with a big grin being friendly LOL!!!

I should be home byn the end of the week. Like you said, it's pretty routine for me. I'm healthy and in good spirits, just healing a wound.

I'm glad everybody got a kick out this:lol: It's almost like RCM is our cyber frat house.:yes:

Man I have to urge to write BootyDuty on one of my checks, signed by SweetCheeks.

:gasp:
HEY
WHAT GIVES.
I THOUGHT I WAS "SWEET CHEEKS"
:no:

You can have the name back rawbuns, but I'm pretty sure we all knew Linc uses the same lines on every girl or guy he hits on:whistle:

Whoa whoa whoa, I never said I wanted it back!

I'll keep my raw buns in the basement..
You have fun up there...sweet cheeks. :lol:

:diablo:


....:na:

Laughing
 

Yea its nice that we can all have a good laugh with things like this and yet few of us have ever met. Glad to hear that your well Harold, and should be back home soon. Life goes on. Too bad that we could not have James change your dressing and clean out that wound for you. Maybe wipe your butt while he is at it just for good measure. Get a picture of that and post it up in here. Now that would be funny.

As for the check writing my best friend used to do that to me all the time when we were room-mates back in the 90's. And yes I did get some weird looks while cashing them. I told him that I was going to use the checks as evidence in his prostitution trial, and he stopped putting that on the memo line. SO he changed to "Plastic surgery", "NAMBLA", "Sex change", or whatever other crapp he could some up with. I do not accept checks from him anymore. Cash on demand for gifts, payments, or any other reason from now on.

is it even legal to put a "package" in the male?

In the case of Harold and James, it is :rofl::rofl:.

Glad you're doing better Harold.

Thank You Everybody. I can't wait to get home and get back to my r/c's. I've got the e5b going, the pif maxx, and the rebuild of my cybermaxx. Oh, and an ofna lx-1e. And my micro-t if I get all those done. Then there is the snowmobile I want to make hobby grade..... and an LST2 that is getting done up.... and an e-LST.... I think that's it:lol:

I guess it is.
 

I guess it is. Just like our R/C vehicles where certain parts are interchangable I guess James has one of those snap on packages and can send it to Harold whenever he likes:yes:. Probably why Harold have that wound:oh:. So think of it this way. Harold has a case against James for being physically abusive using USPS to deliver his package:diablo:. Man this can get really complicated legally:neutral:. I wonder if his wife knows that he provided his package to a parylized Hospital patiant:na:. Sticky business for sure.:whistle:

Would be a larf to see the same thing written on your hospital chart. Patient:Baumann, Harold, Sweetcheeks. LOL. Hope you get home soon man. Hospitals suck although I don't mind the nurses. :lol:

Male, female I guess whichever he chooses to put his package in.

Good to hear your ok....... sweetcheecks. :rofl:

It was me James, when I sent you the Boat ESC. :whip:


Harold, Hope you feel better and get out of the mental hospital soon !

Of course, you of all people should know how sweet my cheeks taste!!!

Holy moly
 

Holy Moly if anyone new came in here today and took a look around with all of this "Sweet Cheeks" and "sticky bunns" and whatnot they might think that they stumbled into an all male review forum. So Harold your in a mental Hospital? Wow that sucks. I hope your reasoning for being there is not because of a low self esteem issue because of that package abuse from the pimp. But then it would have been just a little tickle eah?

It depends on the size,weight,species and willingness to be slathered in lube that determines if said "package" can be put in the "male" but if it's under,I'd say 10lbs and is a mammal,I don't think James or Harold would mind...:whistle:

If you and Harold were in a plane crash on the tallest of snowy mountains and you died, I wonder what part of you he'd eat first ?

I debated on whether or not to post this. Boy am I glad I did. You all are some funny $#@!ers!!

Good ole RCM:yes:

Harold only you could start a thread on the whim of an appropriately placed 'sweetcheeks' and bring out the best in RCM :rofl::mdr:

Something about Harold's sweet checks & Linc's package, in the same sentence just does not sound good.:lol:.

:no:

I saw your creative editing :lol:.

Fixed that for ya Jeff... I know you and hippie have that sweaty thing going on, saw your vaction pics, and after I cleaned up the puke I burned my computer.

Aren't you just the helpful fella :sarcastic:

Say, linc, what's the idea of having 'sweetcheeks' printed on your package anyway? Is that like having a tattoo of a loved one:love: You know I thought you were the type to have 'Your Name' printed on ya package so when you meet new people and ask there name you can say 'whata ya know I've got 'Your name' on my package! Just another excuse to whip it out.