2nd Joke of the day....
 

A psychiatrist was conducting a group therapy session with four young mothers and their small children... "You all have obsessions," he observed.

To the first mother, Mary, he said, "You are obsessed with eating. You’ve even named your daughter Candy."

He turned to the second Mom, Ann: "Your obsession is with money. Again, it manifests itself in your child's name, Penny."



He turns to the third Mom, Joyce: "Your obsession is alcohol. This too manifests itself in your child's name, Brandy."

At this point, the fourth mother, Kathy, gets up, takes her little boy by the hand and whispers. "Come on, Dick, we're leaving."

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LMAO! That is hilarious! Bravo! :)

Glad you like! I like getting & sharing jokes....makes the day go better!

Ive noticed that for the past ... ummmm - 14 threads :) hehe but they are great for reading, also .

Oh come on now! I don't post that many jokes! LOL

Just a few.

I'll do an attempt as well... Normally not my bag, i must admit.. but here goes nothing;

A man and wife are married for about 3 years.. wife complains about the daily activities of the man, she reproaches him that he doesn't spent enough time with their newborn.. So, the guy feels obliged to give their daughter a bath.. man goes upstairs with his daughter; After 5 minutes the wife hears her daughter crying her lounges out; screaming like no other.. She runs upstairs and catches her man holding their crying daughter by the ears, pulling her thru the water...

What the ?!!??!?!!! the woman screams..

What? the man answered.. I don't want to burn my hands in that boiling water!?

Pretty good rene! :)

Ok...For some reason, I didn't get that one either...

Stick with brushless, rene. :p

Yeah, i presume I'm better of doing so..

Although.. Squee doesn't understand jokes in general..

he seems to not get alot of jokes lately....what gives?.......

I think it would be wise if you didn't brought that up.. :p

ok...edited post......

LOL! that wasn't necessary.. He can take it..

that's ok...no harm done......

Perhaps I over think them...I would kinda like to know what sjcrss said before he edited his post though...

well this is what i wrote squee....if you must know.....
"unless it is a redneck joke, he doesn't get it...remember he is from the south"

i think that is pretty close to what i wrote.....I don't mean to offend...that is why i changed it.....

It's all good...I think it was just because I was over thinking it though...

Guys, stop abusing poor Squee!

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