Amazing Diet Plan
 

A guy calls a company and orders their 5-day, 10 lb. weight loss program.
The next day, there's a knock on the door and there stands before him a
voluptuous, athletic, 19 year old babe dressed in nothing but a pair of Nike
running shoes and a sign around her neck

She introduces herself as a representative of the weight loss company.

The sign reads , "If you can catch me, you can have me."

Without a second thought, he takes off after her. A few miles later, huffing
and puffing, he finally gives up. The same girl shows up for the next four
days and the same thing happens.

On the fifth day, he weighs himself and is delighted to find he has lost 10
lbs. as promised.

He calls the company and orders their 5-day/20 poun d program.

The next day there's a knock at the door and there stands the most stunning,
beautiful, sexy woman he has ever seen in his life. She is wearing nothing
but Reebok running shoes and a sign around her neck that reads, "If you
catch me you can have me".

Well, he's out the door after her like a shot". This girl is in excellent
shape and it takes him a while before he can continue, so for the next four
days, the same routine happens with him gradually getting in better and
better shape. Much to his delight on the fifth day he weighs himself only
to discover that he has lost another 20 lbs. as promised.

He decides to go for broke and calls the company to order the 7-day/50 pound
program. "Are you sure?" asks the representative on the phone. "This is our
most rigorous program." "Absolutely," he replies, "I haven't felt this good
in years."

The next day there's a knock at the door; and when he opens it he finds
Richard Simmons standing there wearing nothing but pink running shoes and a
sign around his neck that reads, "If I catch you, you're mine.

Lol, I read that before except instead of Richard Simmons, it was a large, muscular, and very well-endowed guy...

that is enough to make you run.
Where is that number to call?
I could use the 10 and 20 pound plan. :D

I send them over after they leave my house!

what if the girl trips...you've hit the jackpot:005:

My thoughts exactly! :004:

it would be pritty crapy to be that girl, lol:005:

Don't be so hard on yourself! :005:

I'll take five 20lb plans and make them redheads! :004:

Could she be a whore? :eek:

Are you saying you want her to be :p

it is just a question.
If she trips and falls especially. :D

the way i heard it was in the tail end it was a gorilla and the room was full of ropes

No matter what it was; Richard Simmons, big endowed guy, gorillas; it's all equally unpleasant. :020: :036:

No Question!

Funny! Nice find.

this is pretty much the funiest stuff i've seen here.
ROFLOL

LOL! Thanks for sharing ; id take the 20 lb run. Id catch her no matter what! :);)

I think some people who would take the 50 pound/7 day program without any form of condition...

Anyone seen this ending?

A guy calls a company and orders their 5-day, 10 lb. weight loss program.
The next day, there's a knock on the door and there stands before him a
voluptuous, athletic, 19 year old babe dressed in nothing but a pair of Nike
running shoes and a sign around her neck

She introduces herself as a representative of the weight loss company.

The sign reads , "If you can catch me, you can have me."

Without a second thought, he takes off after her. A few miles later, huffing
and puffing, he finally gives up. The same girl shows up for the next four
days and the same thing happens.

On the fifth day, he weighs himself and is delighted to find he has lost 10
lbs. as promised.

He calls the company and orders their 5-day/20 poun d program.

The next day there's a knock at the door and there stands the most stunning,
beautiful, sexy woman he has ever seen in his life. She is wearing nothing
but Reebok running shoes and a sign around her neck that reads, "If you
catch me you can have me".

Well, he's out the door after her like a shot". This girl is in excellent
shape and it takes him a while before he can continue, so for the next four
days, the same routine happens with him gradually getting in better and
better shape. Much to his delight on the fifth day he weighs himself only
to discover that he has lost another 20 lbs. as promised.

He decides to go for broke and calls the company to order the 7-day/50 pound
program. "Are you sure?" asks the representative on the phone. "This is our
most rigorous program." "Absolutely," he replies, "I haven't felt this good
in years."

The next day there's a knock at the door; and when he opens it he finds
Rene standing there wearing nothing but an anteater costume with socks and a
sign around his neck that reads, "If I catch you, you're mine.

pro-charged, that simply put cruel! but very funny!:005:

It's been a rough week and I needed a laugh!

I'm sure Rene will get me back somehow! LOL

i would run like hell, you don't want to know where that big nose is ending..

The anteater had a rough week too..

You guys are too much! :):D

Uggg, that's just plain wrong! :020:

Can't blaim the ant-eater Brian.. It's pure instinct..