Pointless Celebrity Death Match
 

I brought this over from the Project X thread as I found it funny and entertaining all the while being completely pointless.

Which celebrities which you like to see in a fight and who do you think would win and why?

My first is Billy Mays (oxiclean, orange glo, etc) and the Shamwow Guy. I can't stand the shamwow dork, he sounds like a a guy from the Bronx trying to fake and English accent. I would hope Billy would beat him to a pulp then strangle him with the shamwow.

Next is Oprah and Dr Phil. I actually do not care for either but would love to see the Dr pound on Oprah while waxing philisophically about it the whole time. When he finally takes here down and is celebrating Dennis Miller could run him over with a truck!

So who would you like to see fight?!

shamwow guy is a ninja. and billy mays is a heathen. i think Shamwow guy would win cuz hes quicker.

Shamwow guy and a shamwow. I think the shamwow could outsmart the guy and win the fight .

You did hear that the Sham-Wow guy got prison time for punching a prostitute a while back. He had a funny mug shot.

Found it:

http://z.about.com/d/weirdnews/1/0/b...i-mug-shot.jpg

Looks like he got punched by the prostitute. If that's how he came out of that ordeal I am more sure than ever Billy Mays would win!

Look how she came out though:

http://graneyandthepig.files.wordpre...hamwowhppk.jpg

Some kaboom and orange glo would clean her right up!

What a tool, there is never an excuse to do that to a woman. He deserves a supreme beating just for that!

Send him to a russian prison...

Everyone "hatin" on Vince. Wonder why, huh? :lol:

http://i161.photobucket.com/albums/t...brain_fart.gif

You guys are talking about the animated one, right? That was the funniest frickin show ever.

Duke vs Obama Yeah, I went there....

Which duke? The LaCrosse team?

that prostitute bit Mr. Shamwow on the lip, and like a pit bull she wouldn't let go, that's what I heard, then he punched her, so if that's true she had it coming.

at least she didnt bite anywhere else:lol:

whats up with his face? its all crooked and such


Did anyone else see Obama karate chop a fly out of mid air? hes definitely a ninja.