a house centipede ran across my wall.......
 

and I'm friggin' paralyzed and can't do anything about it. Atleast if you kill the darn things you feel better.(as if it were the only one) But I couldn't kill it. NO I COULD NOT!!!!!!! I'm helplessly trapped in bed[stupid non-working legs] It fell from the wall and ran off towards my shoes. {new routine before I put shoes on starts today!}

The silver lining: centipedes eat spiders!

:scratches head and thinks to himself:

How many spiders must I have to sustain centipede life?

No sleep for me, stuck in my head.............................................. .

Get a bb gun or a flame throw and kill that bastard.:lol:

Venting a little! That's all right I reckon I'd get the #$%^ * with that too. Others on this forum may already know but just out of curiosity, why are you in a wheelchair? And do you race? Most driver stands have steps don't they? At least your not dying like some people in my family, just face bigger than usual challenges.

If the critters are near your bed I'd think about a surface spray or something, checking your shoes before you put them on is pretty easy.

I ran my little '84 honda crx into the back of a semi at 90mph. The semi was going 10:oh: The trauma ripped the aorta right off my heart, and during the heart surgery no oxygen went to my spine and I was subsequently paralyzed. Don't do that twice!

There are very few tracks in MN, and even fewer that have handicapped accessible drivers stands, so I just bash. In fact, the closest acccessible track to me is in Wisconsin.

I think I need an airsoft sniper rifle for my problem!

Good choice:yes:

I was also thinking airsoft but if you have sheet rock walls the BBs could penetrate. Bugs are creepy.

get a really big and long flyswatter..

i like bugs! lol

I saw three of the sob's. Well, there were three sightings, I think I saw one twice though, I didn't get his name. All I can think about is where they went to. AAAaaarrrgghhh!!!

get one of those full auto nerf guns:lol:

http://www.navweaps.com/Weapons/WNUS..._naval_pic.jpg

Take out 6000 centipedes in a minute.

wonder if you can cut the house in half too???:lol:

That's really unusual. It starts out a not uncommon car crash but I've never heard of a heart being ripped from the aorta let alone become paralyzed from it.

Sounds like your house is going to turn into swiss cheese. More holes for the crittters to hide in:lol: Much more fun than the spray.

Moltov Cocktails ?

How about the Fly shooter (a little weak) or a blow gun with the blunt projectiles? In the garage? Just grab some of this or any other harsh chemical that has good range and just spray away your troubles.