Quite a day
 

So I wake up hung over around noon. My lady says " you know what today is" not really is it trash day why are you bothering me. " No you said youd marry me" So I go down to the court house and get a marriage license. $40 and a drivers license is all it took. They asked questions like where are you parents born, the lady processing it was on a computer I was just praying something would get red flagged. Then like that my souls snatched. As if that wasn't enough she then drags me to the walgreens to get me a flu shot. I recommend you get it in the left arm if you are a righty. Another bad decision of the day. Hope your day was better :lol:

Sorry to hear about the flu shot. Do you remember saying you would marry her and did you marry her or just get the license?

Its been 10 years, I made it to 37y.o. without getting hitched, thought I could make it all the way. I call her my wife because of common law LOL. Just got the license 60days till it runs out. $50 I can drag it out to 60 days before I get sucker punched and dragged into somewhere with a priest or judge. Oct. 17th is her date of "wed" im not getting in a tuxedo and paying $20g for booze. Isn't the woman supposed to pay for this crap

Congrats Dude!

I can't seem to find the gun-to-the-head icon.

UGH !!!!!!!!!!!!! 1 soldier down

Well, bye bye jay. Nice seeing you around here.

I don't know whats better the flu shot or being buried OH! I mean married. I have been married going on 15 years this November.

one bbbj out of the deal makes it worthwhile IMO. if not, craigslist:intello:

Good luck Jay. Try to visit up sometimes buddy. I love reading your funny, disorganized offcolour posts!

Good lord man, drunken promises can be a real hazard to one's health... you gotta know that by now!

A Vegas honeymoon seems inevitable... :lol:

If I ever get married it'll be in Amsterdam...

8 hours later. I took a long nap ate mahi mahi and this flu shot has my temperature at 96.4 degrees, Its digital and ive done it 3 times. But im sweating like its 105 degrees. I dunno man if id do this again, I had the sniffles for a week last year now Im burning up but freezing to avoid it this year.

You were just injected with a less harnful strain of influenza. I think there might be some side effects. I thought the flu shot was for old people and peaple with weak imune systems.

Good luck JJ, at least you know who you are marrying... I have been married for close to 4 yrs now, if you pick the right lady you will be just fine.

As long as she doesn't go all Dr. Jeckyll on ya, something about a ring, changes many women's chemistry....

I have heard that. I guess I got very lucky.