Its only 2pm here
 

So I wake up early did my chores and wonder what to do with the rest of my day.. Go get a job ? Nah its Thursday, i'll think about that Monday,, So I decide to take a vacation..in my house.. lol put on my Hawaiian shirt and cranked up some Kenny Chesney/Uncle Kracker and the phone rings.. In the scariest voice , full on vato out of the movie "colors" from 1984 . Hoyey holmes I wanted to congratulate you on marrying my cousin.. " Who is this ?" Its Gustape Calone or you may know me as "Gino" .. The friggin Latin Kings lord in prison for murder and im sure many other things.. LOL He goes " I only get 2 calls a month man and I made this one to you".... #1 how does he have my # and should I get a gun or feel protected that hes cool with me LMAO.. Never a dull day here even if I try

hahahahhahahahah *let me catch me breath......* hahahahahhahahahah ...hahaha..ha.....


That's some funny shit right there, man btw you should always have a gun...... But i see no reason why you should be worried, he probably just made a random call to you, cuz he killed all of his own relatives.

Life has taken you in interesting directions, hasn't it JJ?

Living in IL is enough reason to be armed... no?

It's funny that everyone in the USA got a weapon (well, almost) and here in Europe almost nobody. I'm still not sure what's better; guns allowed or not....

Dudes, on the History channel he (Gino) is on there right now showing his cell and crap and all his "soldiers" . Creepy I hope he has life

Any jobs in up your way? there pretty slim here.
phil

Thats friggin funny as hell, and creepy ?

Comcast is hiring up here. Im going to be a mole crawling beneath homes for $17 an hour. Cest la vie, They are hiring ,oles and if you have the balls dudes to climb the poles and drive the trucks for more $. Thats my only lead right now. Ill update you on new ones if you're looking to

I thought you only got the liscence to get married. Maybe it's his way of putting a gun to your head and walking you to the alter.

It's not a "Shotgun" wedding.

It's a "SHANK" Wedding ?

My best man is a heated tooth brush with a straight razor attached to the end with dental floss

He looks like he takes no shiz from anyone ?
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You could have got a job with "Gino" and never had to leave the house for an interview.