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The Difference Between Guts and Balls
There is a medical distinction. We've all heard
about people having guts or balls, but do you really know the difference between them? In an effort to keep you informed, the definitions are listed below: > > GUTS - Is arriving home late after a night out with the guys, being met by your wife with a broom, and having the guts to ask: 'Are you still cleaning, or are you flying some where?' >> BALLS - Is coming home late after a night out with the guys, smelling of perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife on the butt and having the balls to say: "You're next, Chubby." > > I hope this clears up any confusion on the definitions. Medically speaking there is no difference in the outcome. Both result in death. > > |
So I guess I have more guts than balls.... Pictures will confirm this...
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Awesome Bondo... :lol:
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Actually said something once like the guts excerpt to my wife....didn't end well:lol:
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Thank the lord linc's link wasnt this one. Hey man, if you click, you should know whats coming. Just a heads up!
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