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Some men just don't get it....
Recently, i've noticing ALOT of failures of other men in following the basic "Code" of male restroom usage in my town and its getting old and honestly, out of hand. I thought all men were just "born" with the correct and proper attitude for restroom usage, but its becoming apparent that is not the case....
So as a PSA, I ask all of you to please watch and review the following vid for the safety and preservation of our society. [YOUTUBE]IzO1mCAVyMw[/YOUTUBE] |
They got one thing wrong: It isn't that you can't talk at all, it's that the person you talk to has to be on equal footing, ie. both of you are washing your hands, etc. Other than that talking feels kinda awkward.
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The "urinal code" is only for people that are scared other people might see their small johnson.
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Where in the world did that video come from? That should be shown on TV's around the globe. I agree with most of it. It could have gone into more detail about not writing your name on the floor while peeing, and not writing volger stuff on the walls of the toilet. I have been places where people lear at you lower regions while using the urinal. Very uncomfortable situation. I laughed my a$$ off watching that video. Very funny stuff. There should also be something like this for driving as well. I have driven in many countries and there are some seriously stupid people in every region of this planet who should not be driving. Getting a drivers license has become like ordering take out food in most places, and allot of people have never been apprized of the actual rules of the road or any kind of drivers ethics.
One day I was driving in LA on interstate 5 and this idiot was driving 10 miles under the posted speed limit in the fast lane while cruising next to other slow cars next to his vehicle. He would not give way, so I casually moved right two lanes and proceeded to move on ahead eventually moving back into the fast lane like 15 car lengths ahead of him. This moron chased us for more than 20 miles trying to run me into the concrete median with my wife and three kids in the van just because he was not happy that I moved ahead of him. |
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He might have been looking for Bathroom fedish porn . like insert here >:gasp: He might be looking how to better work the local Mc Donalds http://ts3.mm.bing.net/images/thumbn...1492&index=ch1 http://www.frontiernet.net/~radioman193193/red.jpg |
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dont pick on him/her ...........
It makes him/her money ! |
Thats great.
Thats great Josh:yes:. We are happy to hear that you are happy:rofl:, but this is just what he is talking about:rules:. The unwritten rules for the bathroom where you just do not look at other guys or swing yours about trying to get others to look at yours. No one is saying that since you are so pleased with your willie that you cannot stand in front of the mirror (AT HOME) for hours each day and look at yourself:whistle:, but it is totally uncool to make that another guys business. Unless of course you are trying to atract just that type of male attention:neutral:. Regardless of size or anything else you just don't do it:diablo:.
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Well damnit, i just recieved some very bad news. my gf informed me that regardless of what i thought, 2 1/2 inches IS NOT big :( I will now be using the stalls for all of my urinating.
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what you need these.... http://www.frontiernet.net/~radioman193193/small.jpg :oh: all i can say is i feel sorry for you :mdr: :lol: |
That reminds me of when we packaged a bunch of the finger cots up as condoms and gave them to a friends for his birthday. In front of many women too, he was just a tad embarrassed.
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