Funny Toons
 

A few chuckles.........

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a few more....

and finally.........

man those are some funny pics keep showing the x-mas stuff

LMAO! I like the nose one personally!

Me Too! LOL!

This one's a bit out there but here goes:

REDNECK PICK-UP LINES:

1) Did you fart, cause you blew me away.

2) Are your parents retarded, 'cause you sure are special.

3) My Love for you is like diarrhea ... I can't hold it in.

4) Do you have a library card, 'cause I'd like to sign you out.

5) Is there a mirror in your pants? Because I can see myself in them.

6) If you and I were Squirrels, I'd store my nuts in your hole.

7) You might not be the best looking girl here, but beauty is only a light switch way.

8) Man - "Fat Penguin!"
Woman - "WHAT?"
Man - "I just wanted to say something that would break the ice."

9) I may not be Fred Flintstone, but I bet I can make your bed-rock.

10) I can't find my puppy, can you help me find him? I think he went into this

cheap motel room.

11) Your eyes are as blue as window cleaner.

12) If you're going to regret this in the morning, we can sleep until the afternoon.



and....for last!

13) Your face reminds me of a wrench, every time I think of it my nuts tighten up

holy mother of god, this was killin me:
Man - "Fat Penguin!"
Woman - "WHAT?"
Man - "I just wanted to say something that would break the ice." :005: :D :D

Glad U liked it!

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That penguin one is the best one i have heard in a long time - totally awesome

the retarded one is a close second - lol

Awesome..

Thanks for the laugh...

Those are hilarious! One question..Is it supposed to be, "Do you have a library card, 'cause I'd like to check you out."?