Today's joke.
 

Ole was walking home late at night and sees a woman in the shadows. "Twenty dollars.... "she whispers.



He'd never been with a hooker before, but he decides, what the hell, it's only twenty bucks. So they hide in the bushes. They're going "at it" For a minute when all of a sudden a light flashes on them. It's a police Officer.



"What's going on here, people?" asks the officer.



"I'm making love to my wife ," Ole answers indignantly.



"Oh, I'm sorry," says the cop, "I didn't know."



"Well," Ole says, "neither did I, until you shined that light in her Face".

LOL!!!!!!!
phil

Too funny..

That was good! Hell, wish I could have a wife for only 20.00!!!! Mine just cost me another 2,000.00!!!

that's the very same person who farts in bed as hard as he can...

No wonder boy.. You asked for it..

Very true!:027: But then she can't complain when i spend 2,000.00 on my truck!:004:

But somehow it never quite works out that way..............

Yea - usually 2X that.... At least for me anyways....