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Joke of the Day 2-27-07

Biker Bar

A blind man wanders into an all girls biker bar by mistake. He finds his way to a bar stool and orders some coffee.

After sitting there for a while, he yells to the waiter, "Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?"

The bar immediately falls absolutely silent. In a very deep, husky voice, the woman next to him says, "Before you tell that joke, sir, I think it's only fair, since you are blind , that you should know five things:

1. The bartender is a blonde girl with a baseball bat.
2. The bouncer is a blonde girl.
3. I'm a 6 foot tall, 175 lb. Blonde with a black belt in karate.
4. The woman sitting next to me is blonde and a professional weightlifter.
5. The lady to your right is blonde and a professional wrestler.

Now, think about it seriously, Mister. Do you still wanna tell that joke?"

The blind man thinks for a second, shakes his head, and mutters, "No .. not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times."

absolutly wonderfull! roflmao.:p

Classic- Im sure Ive heard one similar somewhere else too. Blonde jokes never get old....

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Originally Posted by suicideneil

Blonde jokes never get old....

Couldn't have said it better.

Really funny stuff.

ROFL, that was good! You never did say what happened to the blind guy... :)

Now thats funny, I don't care where you're from