Joke of the week.
 

A beautiful redhead walks into a doctors and says "doctor, my body hurts where-ever I touch it"
"Impossible" says the doctor, "show me".
So the woman pokes her head with her finger, and screams. Then she pokes her boob, and screams even louder. Finally she pokes her leg and screams even more.
"Hmm, your not really a redhead are you?" asks the doctor.
"Well, no" says the woman "Im actually blonde".
"I thought so" says the doc, "your finger is broken...."

I have heard that one before, but it never gets old. So funny!