[lincpimp]

It is a "had to be there" joke. I also had an idea to start a business and rent out costumed midgets. Like a tiny butler and maid. Or an entire party of little people (they hate that phrase) with only a couple of regular sized people. How funny would that look? Man, am I heartless or what? I would pay them well, and I think it would do well. I come up with a bunch of very weird stuff, most of which cannot be repeated in public, damn decentcy!