[lincpimp]

I train midgets during the day, for circuis activities. Feisty litte buggers, I get bit often, but the benifits are great. On tues and wed afternoon I read to deaf kids. On monday and thursday I attend self help classes designed to curb my desire to urinate on public buildings (this is court ordered). Friday afternoons are usually free, so I like to drive by the senior center and look for a date. On the weekends I usually take it easy, it is amazing how much energy you use up danicing with someones grandma. On sundays I like to hide in the bushess near the 9th hole t box at the local golf course. It is funny to yell loudly when people are trying to play, I need to find a can style fog horn...