[Finnster]

I work as an executive administrator for a small non-profit dedicated to the rehabilitation and retraining of circus midgets abused, neglected, or otherwise injured by midget horses in dangerous firehoop leaping accidents.
Linc is well known to us, and we are working hard to shut him down. The granny dancing is just a cover to sway sympathetic juries, but we've uncovered damning evidence of a violent underground monkey-butler fighting ring in Virginia. Just because they may fling poo at dinner time, its no excuse to engage them in deadly combat for prize money and candy.