Originally Posted by _paralyzed_

I got this one Linc......

It all started in 7th grade gym class, when boys started noticing "differences". I had never been singled out before and I didn't know how to feel about it. It turns out, as with motors, some just have a longer shaft than others, and it was explained to me that the other boys were just jealous of my longer than normal shaft, and they called it, "shaft envy"