[JThiessen]

Originally Posted by BrianG

To complete the redneck scheme, you need:

- A gunrack with a shotgun on it.
- Colored tape over a tail light
- Either a wooden bumper, or a flatbed with wooden slats for the sides.
- A set of "dirty danglers" hanging from the bumper (I think Proline makes them - or used to).
- A couple of scaled empty beer cans in the back
- A "Dukes of Hazzard" horn
- A pine tree air freshener hanging from the rearview
- A skanky woman doll in the passenger seat.

Correction: RPM makes the dirty danglers...

Brian, you made it very clear that you have never set foot into the realm of redneck...
- A gunrack with a shotgun on it. shotguns go on the floor
- Colored tape over a tail light no such thing as colored tape - duct tape grey
- Either a wooden bumper, or a flatbed with wooden slats for the sides.an and all wood would be used either for fencing, bonfires, or the still.
- A set of "dirty danglers" hanging from the bumper (I think Proline makes them - or used to).Rednecks drive on gravel roads. rocks to the nuts hurt. nuff said
- A couple of scaled empty beer cans in the backnailed this one
- A "Dukes of Hazzard" hornthose are fer the "city" boys
- A pine tree air freshener hanging from the rearviewhuh? my wife has one....
- A skanky woman doll in the passenger seat.ehhh....thet's Granny.....