You may have seen this one before, but just in case you haven't
I'm sure you'll enjoy.

>
> A store that sells new husbands has just opened in Chicago,
where a woman may go to choose a husband. Among the instructions
at the entrance is a description of how the store operates:

> You may visit this store ONLY ONCE! There are
> six floors and the value of the products increase as the shopper
> ascends the flights. The shopper may choose any item from a
particular floor, or may choose to go up to the next floor, but you
cannot go back down except to exit the building!
>
> So, a woman goes to the Husband Store to find a husband.
On the first floor the sign on the door reads:
> Floor 1 - These men Have Jobs.
> She is intrigued, but continues to the second floor, where
> the sign reads:
> Floor 2 - These men Have Jobs and Love Kids.
> 'That's nice', she thinks,'but I want more.'
> So she continues upward. The third floor sign reads:
> Floor 3 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, and are
Extremely Good Looking.
> 'Wow,' she thinks, but feels compelled to keep going.
>She goes to the fourth floor and the sign reads:
> Floor 4 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, are
Drop-dead Good Looking and help with Housework.
'Oh, mercy me!' she exclaims, 'I can hardly stand it!'
>Still, she goes to the fifth floor and the sign reads:
> Floor 5 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, are Drop-dead
Gorgeous, Help with Housework, and Have a Strong
Romantic Streak.
> She is so tempted to stay, but she goes to the sixth floor,
where the sign reads:

> Floor 6 - You are visitor 31,456,012 to this floor. There are no men on
this floor. This floor exists solely as proof that women are impossible
> to please. Thank you for shopping at the Husband Store.
>
>
>
> PLEASE NOTE:
> To avoid gender bias charges, the store's owner opened a New
Wives store just across the street.

> The first floor has wives that are beautiful and love sex.

> The second floor has wives that are beautiful, love sex and have money.

The third, fourth, fifth and sixth floors have never been visited.