[lincpimp]

My dad always used to keep super glue in the fridge, as well as alkaline batts. It definitely works for the ca style glues, plus when you use it cold it take a bit longer to dry, which can be good at times... Also it is bit thicker so it does not run between your finger and what you are trying to stick together.

As far as ketchup replacing shock oil... I guess if you wanted something thick, however when it heats up it changes consistency so it may not be the best condiment to use... Mayo would work well in the front diff, mustard would be good in the rear diff... Not sure what to put in the center, maybe some smuckers! As far as the shocks, I think some miracle whip would be best.