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I believe there is a pinch restoration available at most hosptials for a female. Can be an expensive visit. Not just monetarily, but if it snowballed. Potentially devastation for the male population to continue as we do. Just look at the power the female already has over the male. We spend most of our young adult life trying to get back into the womb. Make it better when we do reach home and well there goes the little bit of back bone man use to have. Women will get whatever they in want. Including world peace. It really seem to be an unfair trade of services. We still make the trade though.

To have the pinch re-done or implants for the puppies? Trick question. Both ofcouser. Implants seem to get more Bang for the buck, a nice visual stimulate for all males to look, but not look. Unfortunatly, you know and can't fool your brain into not knowing when the time comes. Those are not what you married. So maybe try the old trick the brain into thinking your with somebody else. Dark room works the best, lights off ofcourse. It rarely works, she will ruin it and say something. Even if it is your real name this time, doesn't matter. Poof! There goes Miss December you were just wrestling with. Then you think to yourself that these puppies you have in both hands right now, they use to fit into just one before. You rember cuz this time you don't have a cold beer in your hand also. I knew there was something about the ex-wife that was different. The whole night we sat there drinking at the same table but as far away from each other as possible. Something made her more attractive, I just couldn put a finger. It had been close to five years since.... Yep, I was right! I knew all that child support for my duaghter wasn't going for food. The Brady Bunch couldn't spend that much on food and clothing in a month. I had proof right there in my hands. So I made another wrong descision while slightly intoxicated. Think before you speak, I should of waited till later to bring it up. Saved me from chewing my own arm off in the morning to get out of there though. Back to enlargemnents.
I can rationalize the visual enhancemnt part. Heck, we don't actually have to touch them to enjoy their beauty or see them fully exposed to the cold rainy wind blow elements of mother nature to see the good points they both have. Each one is a work of art as individual as a finger print. Get enlargements for your lady, and you are doing something for all your friends, nieghbors. the whole comminity. They too can enjoy them, scratch that, appreciate them. The implants will also help if unfortunatly you can no longer stand being around the person you are married to for better or worse. If you don't have a pre-nump in place it's not to late to save on what she can get out of you in the futrue. I hope that no one out there needs a divorce or has to go through one. The al-i-money (phonics) you pay to your ex-wife stops when she gets remairried. So the plan is to get the pinch remarried as fast as possible. The implants will help you sale her to future prospects and get her out of your life. Keep her in as good of shape as your can Trade in value is important to a vehicle. You can't move on until she does. Get them now so you can enjoy them now and if the time comes. Toast the new happy couple and let him know you appreciate him taking care of your ex becuse your all done and he can have what's left.

On the other hand, the pinch. Well let's face it the trail to paridise... or maybe to some that Bantam death march. Either trail can be beautiful, as anticipation of reaching the final destination gets closer. I suppose it really depends on which direction you are coming from. Paridise itself isn't the most attractive part of the female body. IMHO Now, The forest that hides the temple of worship is a symbol known around the world. A symbol of a piece of american apple pie. The pinch itself isn't something that is put out there for visual stimulation (or brushed againt you for a free drink, cuts in line, a better seat, or the stinger NO speeding ticket?) every single day you go to work, turn on the tv, or open up the Big & Busty edition of RC Driver. The puppies are there. Our brains tell us the puppies are it, but which head does the thinking here. Yep, Minni Me, Popeye, the one eyed wiggle. I suppose a pinch is a procedure that benifits just you and her, and maybe a few select others, close relatives maybe, siblings, etc. Take caution unlike the upper torso that has a kickback even when your done with it. This pinch could continue to harm all males. Ever seen planet of the Apes?
Hate bring up another downer but depending on your relationship, there is the chance she may not let you participate in the breakin-in after the "Pinch is re-done" . Can you say Armaggedon? This could send man into a spiraling downfall, he will loose self confidence, have doubts about everything. Yes, including the Yankees. Decide one house is enough, boom there goes the housing market, economy goes to hell, and the chances of seeing a female U.S. Commander and Chief in your lifetime greatly increases. The farm-i-sue-di-cal (phonics) companies will survive the depression to end all depresions. The cost for pills due to "your" post pardem depression caused by her unwillingness to allow you to enjoy "her" surgery, will surely have you selling off your rc collection to keep the anti-depressant coming. Unless you live in Canada. Then all this is just mood point.
The truth is tough for many of us to face up to but.. If she just lays there now, odds are she will just lay there after a pinch. One note if she does just lay there and the dishes start piling up. Check for a pulse and call 911.

Alternative?.....male enhancement (as seen on tv) for men. I don't know if you've seen one of the many commercials for all products available. But I swear her eyes bulge out every time she says.. Male enhancement for a certian part of the male body. Okay, now with special effects.... She makes a point stress the words that create the bulging effect.

"Male Enhancement (eyes bulge out) for a certain part (eyes bulge out even bigger) of the male body."

You have all seen Bob right? Bob in the enzyme commercials? What a dork, right, but look at him. He is always smiling and shit he hit that golf ball a freaking mile. Holy, wanna, bee. At that x-mas party they censored for that commercial. Where he was Santa, all the babes were in a line just waiting to sit on Bob's lap. No missle toe was even needed!. I even got the impression his wife was happy he wasn't being so selfish with his endowment. I mean his life must be perfect.
So I say why not a bigger piston instead of pinching the sleave. Heck it's your God given gift! Make him proud! I've only heard of one man that didn't keep his in a divorce. No wait, he got it back didn't he?. Anyway, instead of giving her more power, you get some back and more. You take it with you every where go, but you leave the pinch at home. Show it off like it was a two breast implants rolled into one long one. Show the bosses old lady a good time, get a raise and promotion with one swing of the big bat. Think big, No BIGGER and decide one house isn't enough. Get the economy rolling forward again. Your gonna need a place to let it all hang out, some where the pinch isn't. If your lady gets out of line just wing the whip. She's gonna thank you for it. Instead of the usual smart ass reply like Is that all you got? She will be wanting a second helping of whoop ass *if your into that* from her man. Watch out you might see that bad girl side of her again *if your into that and plaid skirts* before the night is over.

It could be the start of a flashback to the time of Leave it to Beaver and Flipper when the men actually did wear the pants in the family. Flipper actually didn't but he was in control. A chance for the male to rise to taller hieghts, pull up his trouser, slap the suspendors over his shoulder (15% tip left on dresser is recommeded, but optional), and stand tall, firmly erect against the female and her uncontrollable lust to have half our money and all the ........ (a certian part of the female body). Pinch. A return to the simpler days when you could damn well spank your boy and the neighbors boy. Not for the fun of it or due to a frustrating day at work. Need a good reason like if you caught them doing what you damn well know they are doing, but just can't prove it yet. Being boys at one time ourselve we know how they think. Little perverts. Male enhancement(eyes bulge bigger the Bart Simpsons), with 500 billion sold so far in China and the it population still booming, it must work. SO what are you waitng for, turn off the info comercials, hit the submit reply button below and move on in your life..

If you do break the Cal Ripkins iron man record while using perfomance enhancing drugs. There will be an astrik next too it in the Hall of Fame. But it will be in the hall of fame, you can bet on that Pete.


Just can't stop at the one liners sometimes. The ramble above was for entertainment only, mine actually. Might be sad, but I crack myself up sometimes. If you do get your wife re-pinched (modded) I know I don't speak for all of the forum, but some would like hear about the results.