Quote:
Originally Posted by lincpimp
I am an ass too. My friends keep telling me that. I laugh at them, as that is the best they can come up with. A bunch of halfwits, not much fun for the sarcastic pimp. But they buy me drinks, and ask my advice, so I guess they like me. I never give them very good advice, but I do drink the drinks, and smile when they call me an ass. So I guess they feel good cause they have a razor sharp-witted friend who enjoys their company (mainly the drinks) and gives them (shitty) advice. At least all of the girls we hang around are attractive, gives me something to look at while I drink free drinks and dole out worthless advice.
|
It's hard to be humble,LOL