[lincpimp]

WD40 does not have silicone in it, basically aerosol viscous oil (smells a bit like kerosene to me). The original formula had something hydrocarbon based in it, and was flammable (lets have fun with kitty, wheres the lighter!).

Back to the stocking thing, you can easily get plenty of free used stockings at the old fart's home. I prefer to buy new myself, although the clerk at Walgreens always gives me a funny look when I buy nude pantyhose and have not shaved in a while (face or legs). I will still buy new cause getting them at the decrepit palace is not my idea of a good time. First you have to yell so loud just to get the old biddy's attention, then pretend to be interested about the senior rate at golden corral. And if you can't seal the deal for the hosiery soon enough you may end up back in the room applying foot ointment and dodging crotch moths coming from god knows where... And if you sleep over you will be up at the butt crack of dawn to catch the early bird special at country kitchen. I just think throwing down a few bucks is much better for the soul than digging thru the ancient undergarment drawer looking for legging while the old bird is dropping a deuce.

I would continue but I doubt that I will ever beat Gee at misc ramblings...