[lincpimp]

I too have noticed the frequency of Mentat's thread/questions, but cannot fault him on the fact he wants to learn. I would also suggest that he reads more of the existing material in the forum (save for my threads as they only exist to indicate that poorly trained hamsters could actually rule the world with minimal effort) as many of the answers he desires are contained there.

As far as custom decals go, I always just used a local guy (happened to work in a car audio shop) that did custom vinyl cutting. I use negative decals to do alot of custom painting, and would look thru his various art books in order to get ideas. Depending on where a "lonely Non-African-American, Caucasian Elder" such as yourself is located, you may be able to find someone like this at a local sign shop, or possibly ask around the local import car scene to see where they get their vinyl done (as it does add horsepower, and chics love half-ass sticky graphics, as long as they are shiny!).

I do also like the suggestion to not breed, I honestly believe we have enough people on earth right now, so lets direct our efforts to more important things, like trying to capture waldo (where is that bastard?) and curing constipation (affects millions around the world, and just think of the poor overstressed toilets).