[Bondonutz]

Fresh from the shower, a woman stands in front of the mirror
complaining to her husband that her breasts are too small.
Instead of characteristically telling
her it's not so, he uncharacteristically comes up with a suggestion.

If you want your breasts to grow, then every day take a piece of toilet
paper and rub it between them for a few seconds'

Willing to try anything, she fetches a piece of toilet paper and stands
in front of the mirror,
rubbing it between her breasts. 'How long will this take?' she asks.

'They will grow larger over a period of years,' the husband replies.

She stopped. 'Do you really think rubbing a piece of toilet paper
between my
breasts every day will make my breasts larger over the years?'

Without missing a beat he says 'Worked for your Ass, didn't it?'