Well I decided to get hard so I could beat on it without any worries
I saw a thread on another forum that we should start here in the off-topic section. It was called "out of context" and people would go around digging up old quotes from other users that sounded really funny when removed from the context of the rest of the thread e.g. "I really had it lubed up good" when talking about a diff. This thread would be a good place to start!