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"Go home at night and snuggle up with your millipede?"

It's been over an hour, linc is for sure on vacation.

Actually I was just browsing the exotic pets (yes I am quite bored) and one of the offerings is the Madagascar Hissing Cockroach.

Heck, if a woman wooed over a puppy as a gift, imagine her reaction upon receiving one of these, so much more exotic, so much more thoughtful.

If you are a traditionalist, a good skunk is hard to beat.... yes that is really listed.

I feel so much more normal now.

All is well.