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lincpimp · 09.01.2009, 10:54 AM

OK Jay, here I go...

1. Do you think GM and Ford have a conspiracy to keep our bolts standard because they would have to retool 500 billion in machines not to suck, besides the fact we gave them the 500 billion in taxe stims so they can’t afford it? The Classic Muscle cars will always need the standard. Wonder what a set of snap-on’s would be worth in 200 years when China owns us?

About the only std hardware on the American stuff these days is internal engine bolts... I will say that snap on stuff is now overpriced, but will be collectors stuff in the distant future.

2. An American Marlboro 100 cigarette is 3.937 inches or 100mm, not very American. Why not a Marlboro 3.937, sound too close to a gun perhaps scary for consumers?

I do not think so, most people that smoke are not that sharp, or they would get the fact that they are slowly killing themselves, and really pissing me off with the smell.

3. Why was a Queens foot never adapted?

No idea what a queens foot is...

4. Why do pretty girls always snore? Alot of coke as kids or just that extra blowhole?

I have never slept with an ugly girl so I cannot help you... Maybe Harold can chime in?

5. Why in chemistry is 90% of the crap in milliliter or deciliter when in England/Europe it’s a millilitre/decilitre, what is that crap they are both metric. No standard -100th of a gallon?

Don't get me started on the Neuton crap...

6. Why doesn’t Bill Gates pay for Americans healthcare? Its not free enterprise when he owns a monopoly and we pay him as much as heath care each year? Bad patriot

Most likely a socialist...

7. Was the guy who came up with the term blowjob dyslexic? Sucka.

Most likely a woman, cause they look at it as work... And the payment is not all that good.

8. Why do they call it lite beer if it has the same amount of fat just less calories, shouldn’t they call it less energy beer?

Why do they call it beer? In other countries less than 4% alcohol is considered cordial and anyone can buy it. Anyway beer sucks, drink scotch, straight up on the rocks, or cognac if you have no ice...

9. I’ve been running my lcd tv rated at 8000 hours for almost 3 years nonstop except when the power goes out, almost tripling its rating will it just crap out when I turn it off, or will it keep on running so long as I don’t touch it?

10. Why do cats beg for food then just puke on your rug ? Why don’t they just eat it like dogs ?

11. If a tree falls in the woods and there is no one there to hear it, but there is a video camera in there with audio left behind, when you come back, replay it and hear it, does that answer the question ?

Hmm, good point. The movement of air carries sound, so the physical act of the tree falling would produce noise. So if a tree falls in the forest, and lands on a mime, does anyone really care.

12. What happens to a monk with a vow of silence if you kick him in the balls ? Is he that committed not to make a peep?

Pretty much, not sure how you will do that with the altar boy in the way though...

Good stuff Jay, I sit up a night as well, thinking of stuff like this.

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lincpimp Check out my huge box! Offline Posts: 11,935 Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Slidell, LA	09.01.2009, 10:54 AM OK Jay, here I go... 1. Do you think GM and Ford have a conspiracy to keep our bolts standard because they would have to retool 500 billion in machines not to suck, besides the fact we gave them the 500 billion in taxe stims so they can’t afford it? The Classic Muscle cars will always need the standard. Wonder what a set of snap-on’s would be worth in 200 years when China owns us? About the only std hardware on the American stuff these days is internal engine bolts... I will say that snap on stuff is now overpriced, but will be collectors stuff in the distant future. 2. An American Marlboro 100 cigarette is 3.937 inches or 100mm, not very American. Why not a Marlboro 3.937, sound too close to a gun perhaps scary for consumers? I do not think so, most people that smoke are not that sharp, or they would get the fact that they are slowly killing themselves, and really pissing me off with the smell. 3. Why was a Queens foot never adapted? No idea what a queens foot is... 4. Why do pretty girls always snore? Alot of coke as kids or just that extra blowhole? I have never slept with an ugly girl so I cannot help you... Maybe Harold can chime in? 5. Why in chemistry is 90% of the crap in milliliter or deciliter when in England/Europe it’s a millilitre/decilitre, what is that crap they are both metric. No standard -100th of a gallon? Don't get me started on the Neuton crap... 6. Why doesn’t Bill Gates pay for Americans healthcare? Its not free enterprise when he owns a monopoly and we pay him as much as heath care each year? Bad patriot Most likely a socialist... 7. Was the guy who came up with the term blowjob dyslexic? Sucka. Most likely a woman, cause they look at it as work... And the payment is not all that good. 8. Why do they call it lite beer if it has the same amount of fat just less calories, shouldn’t they call it less energy beer? Why do they call it beer? In other countries less than 4% alcohol is considered cordial and anyone can buy it. Anyway beer sucks, drink scotch, straight up on the rocks, or cognac if you have no ice... 9. I’ve been running my lcd tv rated at 8000 hours for almost 3 years nonstop except when the power goes out, almost tripling its rating will it just crap out when I turn it off, or will it keep on running so long as I don’t touch it? 10. Why do cats beg for food then just puke on your rug ? Why don’t they just eat it like dogs ? 11. If a tree falls in the woods and there is no one there to hear it, but there is a video camera in there with audio left behind, when you come back, replay it and hear it, does that answer the question ? Hmm, good point. The movement of air carries sound, so the physical act of the tree falling would produce noise. So if a tree falls in the forest, and lands on a mime, does anyone really care. 12. What happens to a monk with a vow of silence if you kick him in the balls ? Is he that committed not to make a peep? Pretty much, not sure how you will do that with the altar boy in the way though... Good stuff Jay, I sit up a night as well, thinking of stuff like this. Alot of Savage parts for sale!!!