So I wake up hung over around noon. My lady says " you know what today is" not really is it trash day why are you bothering me. " No you said youd marry me" So I go down to the court house and get a marriage license. $40 and a drivers license is all it took. They asked questions like where are you parents born, the lady processing it was on a computer I was just praying something would get red flagged. Then like that my souls snatched. As if that wasn't enough she then drags me to the walgreens to get me a flu shot. I recommend you get it in the left arm if you are a righty. Another bad decision of the day. Hope your day was better
