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Finnster · 05:44 PM

Alright, I figured out my next scheme.

Gun people will have hoarded a vast amount of ammo within the next few years for the impending socialist armageddon. Hopefully successful healthcare reform will assist in this.

You can never have enough ammo, but you only have so much money. Since you need to be well stocked for the revolution when it comes, you can't use any of the hoard. This is where I come in.

So.... I will offer a 10:1 deal for all your ammo. You give me all the ammo you have (minus what you'll need for target practice and skill maintenance,) and in agreement, I promise to provide 10 times the # of bullets to which you gave me, redeemable upon commencement of mass armed conflict with the Red Guard of our new communist overlords. My bullets will be fresh and ready to fire.

I reserve the right to resell the bullets you give me. The ammo cannot be returned for any reason other than the one listed above without penalty. You may buyout the balance of the investment ammo at pre-established prices ( 1.3x MSRP) with 8 weeks written notice, plus reasonable shipping and handling fees.

If Obama's Marxist forces do advance and armed conflict ensues, I'll just declare insolvency and apply for bailout assistance. I will have some stock pile, so I promise to honor agreements w/ RCM members first. TRX n00bs can FO. Otherwise, the gov't can take over the contracts and sell you the bullets, but prolly for less profitable returns, if any, depending on the quality of your lobbyists. I don't give a sh1t, I will have offshored all the money and fled this collapsing hellhole for some small island nation filled with friendly gov't agents in need of financial assistance and consultation.
PM me for details in 2011.

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Finnster KillaHurtz Offline Posts: 2,958 Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Bucks Co, PA	11.12.2009, 05:37 PM Alright, I figured out my next scheme. Gun people will have hoarded a vast amount of ammo within the next few years for the impending socialist armageddon. Hopefully successful healthcare reform will assist in this. You can never have enough ammo, but you only have so much money. Since you need to be well stocked for the revolution when it comes, you can't use any of the hoard. This is where I come in. So.... I will offer a 10:1 deal for all your ammo. You give me all the ammo you have (minus what you'll need for target practice and skill maintenance,) and in agreement, I promise to provide 10 times the # of bullets to which you gave me, redeemable upon commencement of mass armed conflict with the Red Guard of our new communist overlords. My bullets will be fresh and ready to fire. I reserve the right to resell the bullets you give me. The ammo cannot be returned for any reason other than the one listed above without penalty. You may buyout the balance of the investment ammo at pre-established prices ( 1.3x MSRP) with 8 weeks written notice, plus reasonable shipping and handling fees. If Obama's Marxist forces do advance and armed conflict ensues, I'll just declare insolvency and apply for bailout assistance. I will have some stock pile, so I promise to honor agreements w/ RCM members first. TRX n00bs can FO. Otherwise, the gov't can take over the contracts and sell you the bullets, but prolly for less profitable returns, if any, depending on the quality of your lobbyists. I don't give a sh1t, I will have offshored all the money and fled this collapsing hellhole for some small island nation filled with friendly gov't agents in need of financial assistance and consultation. PM me for details in 2011. Last edited by Finnster; 11.12.2009 at 05:44 PM.