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I doubt anyone will better Harolds story, but I worked with "colleagues" who back in the day thought that any tools you may pickup in the normal course of your job were wanting a thin wipe of CA

This was always used to great effect on apprentices/trainees as in..."here, you hold this & don't let go unless I say" or "carry this to XXX job" etc etc

It happened to me once but acetylene bombs offset the enthusiasm of co-workers...as does dog crap under the door handles of their car. Ahhh, those were the days