On this happy Turkey day
I thought I'd find the words to say
A few things to put a smile on your face

Since I have the gift of rhyme
and after all, I had the time
I hope this finds it's way into your place

Well, I hope your gravy's creamy
Your turkey makes you dreamy
and your rolls all come out the perfect tan

I hope you get your favorite pie
your paper plates are double ply
and you forget about that crazy diet plan

May your guests do all your dishes
and all your holiday wishes
come true, just like every other day

And remember that, most of all
The idea is we have a ball
So I hope you have a Happy Turkey day

Happy Thanksgiving to all.