I'm not much of a gamer, but I am a sucker for a good side-scroller
Found this one well over a year ago and it's still entertaining.
You play as Eric Cartman, and will encounter many familiar adversaries, including:
-Kyle's mom
-Shelly, a mini-boss
-Turkeys
-Mr. Hat
-Mr. Hankey
-Mr. Garrison, the Final Boss
-Kenny can be killed an infinite number of times, and he's not a threat...
Your weapons:
-club
-machinegun
-flamethrower
-rocket launcher
-V-chip (good for keeping numbers of enemies at bay)
Use turbo on your gamepad for your weapons button.
Some tips, try to use the club and save the good weapons for the end.
100 boxes of Cheesy Poofs will earn you another life
There's lot's of classic South Park coin phrases throughout, very funny!
Caution, may be habit-forming. You have been warned!
Link-
http://www.megaderek.com/southpark/index.html